Jamie Loftus

Jamie Loftus is a comedian, writer and animator whose baby teeth have been bronzed and loaded into a gun for when the moment is right. She's written for Playboy, VICE, Paste, and the Boston Globe.


12 'Arrested Development' Easter Eggs You've Probably Missed

You've got less than a year to prepare for another year of Bluths — get to it.


I Binge-Watched All 9 'Hellraiser' Movies and Now I'm Dead, Too 

They're making a new one, and I needed to figure out why.


The 5 Hard Truths 'Girlboss' Season 2 Needs to Include

Sophia Amoruso's story has plenty of ups and downs to pull from.


I Picked The Bones of Dying RadioShacks Across the Country

They don't care if you shoplift, either


Where Is #Girlboss Sophia Amoruso Now?

Her show was badly timed, but there's fight in her yet.


'Girlboss' Was Ruined by the Real Girlboss

And it's too bad, because the real story is fascinating.


4 Young Scientists Who Could Be the Next Bill Nye

The next generation of scientists is coming.


Why Does Every Hanna-Barbera Movie Suck?

The big-screen adaptations of the Smurfs and other beloved animated properties always fall flat


The Coolest Wearable Tech at This Year's Boston Marathon

We took a look at who brought what along for their run at the Boston Marathon.


'The Ex Collection' Recycles Your Ex's Trash Into Treasure 

Attention, Los Angelinos needing a little catharsis for a good cause.


Verdict on 'The Case For Christ': It Didn't Make Me a Christian

But it's not a bad movie.


Who's Buying Superhero Toys? (Spoiler Alert: Not Children)

Nostalgia is a multi-billion dollar industry.


Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is the World's Last Perfect Man

Allow me to make my case.


I Marathoned Uwe Boll's Worst Movies and (Barely) Survived

Let's pour one out for a filmmaker so bad, he can't even be hate-watched.


The Faceless Iconography of the Power Rangers is Still Making Billions

The Mighty Morphins are a cash cow, even though the field has changed.


Grading Mike Huckabee's God-Awful Twitter Jokes

It's not worth the two-drink minimum, Huck.


The 25 Most Iconic Adult Swim Characters of All Time

From Squidbillies to Brule, here are the characters that made the channel what it is.


'Beauty and the Beast' Malaysia Ban Is Just the Latest Foreign Censorship

It's a victory for LGBT representation, an eyeroller for the Disney PR machine.

Every Adult Swim Show Ever, Ranked

We went through 16 years of programming to deliver the cream of the crop.


Amy Schumer Fans Are Jumping Ship After 'The Leather Special'

Longtime supporters of the 'Trainwreck' star are overwhelmingly disappointed with her Netflix special.