Arya Stark Would Love Katy Perry’s “Bon Appétit” Music Video


Katy Perry’s “Bon Appétit,” a new song featuring Migos that’s so wonderfully and proudly stupid that it’s actually pretty good, now has a music video. The video, hyper-stylized and hyper-sexed, features the singer as a literal hunk of meat that’s being prepared for a feast by a team of chefs. It’s an on-the-nose video for an on-the-nose song, but the tables turn at the very end. And, the second-best pie maker on Game of Thrones, Arya Stark, would definitely approve of how things go down.

Spoilers for the Season 6 Game of Thrones finale and, uh, a music video for a pop song, are below.

In the video, Perry is cut from plastic wrap, rubbed with flour, seasoned, and adorned by a gaggle of sexy chefs who are very focused on their work. Really, it seems like the “Bon Appétit” video was designed to appeal to vore fetishists. “Got me spread like a buffet,” she sings. “Eat with your hands, fine / I’m on the menu.”

At the end, though, when Perry is served as the main course to a club of elites, she and Migos flip the script, as the same chefs who cooked her take all of the would-be diners as hostage. Then, we learn that Perry has baked them into a giant pie. Now, she’s the one who is about to chow down.

Katy Perry is a cannibal. 

In the most recent Game of Thrones finale, Arya Stark finally got revenge on Walder Frey, the horrible lord who was responsible for the Red Wedding, which saw the deaths of Arya’s mother and brother. Ayra extracted her revenge by killing two of Walder’s sons, baking them into a meat pie, and feeding them to the unknowing old man. He happily ate until she pointed out the clearly visible human toe in the dish. Then she slit his throat.

What I’m saying here is that Katy Perry is a Faceless Man.

Watch the “Bon Appétit” video below, and look for Game of Thrones when it returns on July 16.

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