Twitter reacts to Apple’s impending “Hey Siri” day in the way Twitter has perfected: dad jokes. That is, in the style of dads, rather than jokes about dads. Because who would laugh at a joke about your dad? That’s a your mom joke, silly.
There’s a sad dad:
Fatherly consumer advice:
Planned obsolescence quips:
Dads that go to New Jersey:
DILF fan fiction:
The NYT Food Dad-troll. Hahaha “more coffeecake than dessert” hahahaha:
But the best Apple Dad account by far is @Apple, which has earned its 34.6K followers simply by adhering to the number one rule of Twitter and never tweeting.