Have you ever wanted to eat asbestos? Felt the urge to snack on some packing peanuts? Had an insatiable desire to slurp down a spoonful of spackle?

Well, don’t. But take solace in the knowledge that you’re not alone. The recent Tide Pod eating epidemic has not only poisoned 39 teens, it’s unearthed a like-minded community united by a taboo longing to ingest the inedible. All of a sudden, it’s socially acceptable to broadcast your strange cravings; and in some corners of the internet, it’s encouraged.

If this sounds like your cohort, look no further than the Forbidden Snacks subreddit. The subreddit was created 19 days ago, and it already has over 20,000 readers (“sinners” in r/forbiddensnacks parlance). Here’s the Forbidden Snacks mission statement:

This is a group for people who love (thinking about) doing a CruMch on dice, dominos, plastic clay, slime, tide pods, barbies etc or being nostalgic about the crap you used to chew on.

Anything you know you’ve always wanted to eat/bite but you can’t.

Sounds innocent enough. All the posts on r/forbiddensnacks are jokes (I hope). But here’s the thing — the whole eating Tide Pods debacle started as a joke too, and look where that got us.

With that in mind, here are some candidates for the next Tide Pod:

Menthol cigarettes, forbidden snacks
Don't do it 

Cigarette Filters

Apparently, cigarette filters look like “Little Menthol Marshmallows.” You shouldn’t eat these, but someone probably will anyway.

Snakes, Memes
Not donutsssssssssssss

Snakes

When properly colored and coiled, snakes resembles Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts. Don’t be fooled! They are snakes.

Memes, Insulation
Empty calories

Insulation

Depending on your proclivities, insulation looks like either “house meat” or cotton candy. You decide, and then maybe eat something else!

Asbestos, memes
This is toxic even if you don't eat it

Asbestos

Yikes!

memes, cheetos, packing peanuts
Comparatively, this doesn't seem so bad

Packing Peanuts

It’s true that packing peanuts look like flavorless Cheetos. Doesn’t that sound appealing?

Memes, geode, tide pods
Seriously uncanny

A Geode

This geode looks like a delicious cake. Honestly, in this case it’s pretty uncanny.

cheez whiz, memes
Keep away from sandwiches and crackers

Sealant

To the properly trained eye, sealant is not a home improvement aid, but “Delicious house cheez-whiz.” Probably should stay away from eating both sealant and cheez-whiz, just to be safe.

deodorant, memes, tide pods
Hope that wasn't a real bite

Deodorant

Deodorant not only looks like a mint push pop, it’s widely accessible. My money’s on this guy as the next Tide Pod. Hope I’m wrong!

molten glass, honey, memes
Appealing, but dangerous

Molten Glass

Ever thought that molten glass looks like spiced honey? This person does too! Maybe wait for it to cool down before tasting.

Seriously, please don’t eat any of this stuff.