20 Gloriously Satanic GIFs from 'The Witch'

Writer/director Robert Eggers's new horror classic arrives today on digital VOD.

If thou wouldst like to live deliciously, writer/director Robert Eggers’s newest film, The Witch has arrived today on all digital platforms. You can conjure up a physical copy of the movie when The Witch hits store shelves on DVD and Blu-ray on May 17. If you can name a single scarier movie released in 2016, then we’re all ears. But for our money, there won’t be a more disturbing movie to come along again for awhile. The modest little New England folk tale was a relatively big hit, pulling in over $30 million worldwide when it was released in theaters earlier this year. Now, you can fall under its dark spell all over again.

But just in case you want to relive the Satanic memory of a 17th century puritan family tormented by a witch working for the devil himself, a demon embodied the most savage goat in cinema history — a.k.a. Black Phillip — we present to you all of the GIFs your little witch-loving heart desires.

The worst game of peekaboo ever.

Just a witch, covering her broom with baby's blood. No big deal.

An evil demon hare.

 Black Phillip, up to no good.

The only way to let off some steam when you realize your family is being tormented by the devil is to just chop wood shirtless.

Say your prayers, kids.

The witch needs a serious manicure.

Baa baa, Black Phillip.

Wakey wakey.

A satanic upset stomach.

This dude's seen some shit.

Black Phillip at rest.



Black Phillip with the dirty hit.

Come at me, bro.

Stop it, mom!

"Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"

The coven

She does want to live deliciously.

Related Tags