Falene is a British-Bajan American writer who lives on the road. Named after a Disney character, she has written for advertising agencies on accounts including; Samsung, Apple, Panasonic, Cisco, FotoKem, Universal/Renegade Video, and CoverGirl.

Published in Details, Slate, The Hollywood Reporter, Bello Mag, No Tofu, Miami New Times, and Field Mag. She likes drag queens, sassy animals, deserted beaches, and puppets.