Here it is, the deterioration of your nostalgia — I mean, the trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, the sequel to the 2014 movie adaptation of exactly you know what.

Teased yesterday by Arrow star Stephen Amell (starring as Casey Jones) on his Facebook page, the trailer lives up exactly to whatever standards you had for a summer movie.

The CGI, the shallow characters, the empty humor. This movie looks like nothing but noise.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, directed by Dave Green, will be released June 3, 2016. Here’s the trailer for the first movie.

Actually, fuck that noise. Here’s the trailer for the real first movie.

Much better.


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