You already got to know each other. One thing already led to another. She knows you’re a geek. He’s heard you quote long passages from Firefly from memory. So how do you take the romancing up a notch? Should you confess that you have warm thoughts about John Snow during Game of Thrones? Have you admitted that your “crush” on Serenity’s adorably hot mechanic has, on occasion, taken a spicy turn?
The answer to all of these questions is: Toys!
Toys are what you get for the kids, the cat, and the dog… but they’re also what you get for a geek. And this particular kind of toy? Let’s just say they are more than LEGO.
Time for some sword play? The sword you wield is important to that game. And this sword will get ‘er done. Also? There’s a direwolf on the hilt! Who doesn’t want to cuddle a direwolf? Everyone wants that.
An octopus has three hearts and nine brains. Every sucker can taste and smell simultaneously. It is the ultimate nerd. It also has eight legs, which act independently. Think about that too much and you might spawn an entire genre of porn. In fact, that’s probably how the whole tentacle porn thing started. This is only one tentacle but … look at it!
By Thor’s hammer! You are guaranteed to come to love that Norse god once you spend a little time playing with his hammer. Just don’t throw it when it’s all slippery. Because it will be slippery.
Been searching for the elusive, mystical unicorn for so long that you no longer believe her to exist? Here she is! And she wants to release all that pink, white, and purple magic.
Do you gaze at an army of storm troopers and swoon? All that obedient power, working together, intensely focused on succeeded at one important goal? Relax! Here’s one you can bring home. Strong, dedicated, and rechargeable.
Planning to overindulge on Doctor Who? How about playing with your own Tardis (er, Tardass) Dalek (um, Dildek), and Sonic Screwdriver (oh, Sonic Vibrator). This one is all about the puns. But when you find yourself traveling backwards through time, you will pat yourself on the back for money well spent. (Also sold separately.)