First Spiderman cashed in on our nostalgia train by reviving a movie that wasn't even five years old. Now, Mean Girls is riding it, all the way to an iPhone near you.

The freemium game, which is in no way a cash grab, is partnering with Paramount to create a “chose your own adventure gaming experience.”

The game is being released later in the year, and if you don't play it, you will get pregnant. And die.