SpaceX Will Take Your Ashes to Space for $2,490

Elysium Space is paving the way for "memorial spaceflight."

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Humans are surprisingly creative when it comes to finding ways to celebrate the dead. And some of those ideas are plain out of this world — literally. Elysium Space wants to use SpaceX rockets to shoot the ashes of dead people into space for $2,490 a person.

Yes, you read that right.

The San Francisco-based company says it specializes in “memorial spaceflight,” naming itself after the afterlife realm depicted in Greek mythology. “We are dedicated to offering awe-inspiring celestial services to the world and celebrate the significance of lives that have been lived with dignity and honor,” the company’s website promises.

The average funeral costs around $9,000 according to a recent industry estimate. A cremation runs between $1,000 and $2,200, so if you were to add the $2,490 trip to space to a $2,000 cremation fee, you’re at $4,490, still less than a cheap funeral.

“We are honored to assist families in achieving their dreams, riding on one of the greatest rockets in the world,” said Thomas Civeit, founder and CEO of Elysium Space, about the news. “This historical launch provides the perfect conditions to make this memorial spaceflight an exceptionally meaningful experience for all participants.”

If you’re wondering if this’ll actually happen, this part’s important: Elysium Space has already pulled off a previous launch, in late 2015 — but the payload did not reach its planned orbit. The successor mission, Star II, is now fully confirmed, and will go up a SpaceX Falcon 9 flight in the second half of 2017, from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California. The exact date has not been confirmed yet by SpaceX.

Four steps 

The idea is pretty simple: a customer deposits the deceased’s cremated ashes into a customized capsule which is sent over to Elysium Space. The company puts the capsule into a spacecraft that’s launched into space, and the payload is placed in lunar orbit, all the while keeping the ashes safe. For two years, the memorial spacecraft orbits Earth, and eventually enters the atmosphere, burning up as a shooting star.

Imagine, this could be you.

The company is making an app that allows friends and family to follow the spacecraft’s trajectory via their mobile phone.

About 100 people have already booked their spot on the Star II mission.

Elysium Space isn’t just stopping at tossing your loved ones’ ashes into orbit. The company is already making preparations for Lunar I, a memorial spaceflight to occur at the moon.

“The Lunar Memorial delivers a symbolic portion of remains to the surface of the moon,” Elysium declares. Lunar I is supposed to occur with the help of the Astrobotic mission to the moon, probably sometime in 2019 (though Elysium Space still lists the launch for sometime in 2018).

It’s a hell of a way to say goodbye to the dead, that’s for sure.