2.9.2017 3:14 PM

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Valentine's Day Cards for the Dawn of the Apocalypse

Read my apoca-lips: I am very insecure, and I'll never leave you.

Jamie Loftus

Greetings, lovers! In case you forgot in the midst of all the turmoil tearing apart democracy before our very eyes, there’s an arbitrary holiday invented to make independent people feel like garbage coming up next week! You might as well make a bad choice this year, because who knows how much longer we’ll be around for?

We at Inverse are happy to provide you with some printable valentines to share with people you’d settle on watching the world end with - or, at least, could stand to put your face on after a few drinks. Love is dead!

Jamie Loftus

Give to: the straight-shooter in your life.

Jamie Loftus

Give to: the systemically oppressed woman in your life.

Jamie Loftus

Give to: the horny person with a lack of moral fiber in your life.

Jamie Loftus

Give to: the self-satisfied conspiracy theorist in your life.

Jamie Loftus

Give to: the completely defeated person in your life.

Jamie Loftus

Give to: the brutally honest lover with nothing to lose in your life.

Happy Valentine’s Day, losers — may this one be our last.

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