Emo Kylo Ren Will Be Every 'Star Wars' Fan's New Favorite Twitter Account

We should've expected this parody as soon as they cast Adam Driver.

on December 23, 2015

Before we commence with the spoilers, it goes without saying that Kylo Ren, the new bad guy in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, is one angry dude. Just look at that mask, and that hissing red lightsaber, and that long black brooding cloak. Kylo’s got some issues. But the best part about the newest Star Wars baddies is that he isn’t really a villain at all, he just wants to be a villain like his grandpa, Darth Vader. Instead of being the dark lord of the Sith like gramps, he’s just a petulant little brat that Force-chokes First Order officers or destroys what’s probably expensive control panels on the third Death Star with his lightsaber just because he doesn’t get his way. All of that angst will eventually make for some amazing character development in the next movies, but now it just makes him look like a spoiled child.

He’s moody, he’s the ultimate millennial, and some would say he’s pretty … emo. Enter: “Emo Kylo Ren,” the best new parody Twitter account that every Star Wars fan should follow immediately. Twitter is the perfect outlet for Kylo to get out his rage and let the world know he’s just misunderstood and maybe a bit of a men’s rights activist asshole. Here are some of his best tweets.

what if men and women just have naturally different levels of force ability
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*once used the force to hold the door open for a lady* *continues to use this as an example to prove sexism goes both ways*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

i miss darth vader every day but i've never even met him
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

dear diary the substitute math teacher kept calling me "rilo kiley" it was upsetting hux says he is an untermensch I guess we are talking
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

Darth Vader had no father I envy him
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

dear diary hux and i are wearing black to commemorate the defeat at the battle of endor we both always wear black but today it means more
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*flexes bicep in his bathroom mirror* impressive... MOST impressive
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

dear diary I told hux I did not think much of his name for our band he said I should go solo I told him never to mention that name again
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*comes to school after a three-day weekend* my name isn't Ben any more it's KYLO REN and i'm a dark knight
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2015

it's about ethics in Force journalism
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

Don’t worry Kylo, someday people will understand you. In all seriousness though, this account is somehow the perfect Star Wars send-up while also being a hilarious commentary on contemporary MRA chauvinism. It’s the best parts about the worst parts of social media all rolled into one.