The Very Best of Donald Trump's Twitter Q&A
It's safe to say the GOP frontrunner learned a lot from social media today. Or maybe not.
Some days, Twitter is an open sewer we all wade through just to get the daily news. Other days, social media actually giveth. Today, dear reader, is one of those days.
#AskTrump Send me your questions to answer live from @TwitterNYC later this afternoon.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
Presidential candidate and carroty business mogul Donald Trump participated in a Twitter Q&A today, and invited the good twitterers out there to use the hashtag #AskTrump to join the discourse. For every question about foreign policy or domestic issues, there are gloriously crazy insults and jabs being lobbied at the GOP frontrunner.
Here are some of the best selections:
.@realDonaldTrump @TwitterNYC Are you secretly just the greatest performance artist the modern age has ever seen? #askTrump
— Aude White (@audevwhite) September 21, 2015
Is it true that if you say Donald Trump 3 times in the bathroom mirror, the hair in the drain will rise up to shout racial slurs? #AskTrump
— P a t r i c k (@ruinedbyreality) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump How do you keep the dead rat on top of your head from moving all day? https://t.co/byQarOr9ib
— Brad McHargue (@BradMcHargue) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump What is your favorite cover on Ryan Adams’ 1989?
— caitlin cruz (@caitlinrcruz) September 21, 2015
.@realDonaldTrump @TwitterNYC do u think joe flacco is a elite NFL quaterback #AskTrump
— High Sock Sunday (@HighSock_Sunday) September 21, 2015
I'm curious, what does being a racist piece of trash feel like? #AskTrump
— Liberty Prime II (@Electrodium) September 21, 2015
When you say you want to "Make America Great Again," do you really mean you want to breastfeed @JebBush? #AskTrump https://t.co/wliMmfbjK2
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump Who proposed this terrible idea to you and may I kiss them?
— Eric M. (@SirAceOfPlaces) September 21, 2015
Fun was had by all, but Trump had to actually answer some of these. For instance:
- Here are his three priorities if elected.
.@Iammzsmit #asktrump pic.twitter.com/bDrOCUoskG
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
- He won’t take a salary as President.
.@Modern_Do_Good #asktrump pic.twitter.com/I7AaH7AVRw
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
- He’s good at deflecting questions about gun control.
.@ARealSuperMan #asktrump pic.twitter.com/x2j6yiaBzU
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
- He has hilariously vague answers about combating homelessness.
.@mdmrestoration #asktrump pic.twitter.com/xfLPxhHikz
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
- His aides told him about football to try and make him appeal to the everyman.
.@MarketMavensInc #asktrump pic.twitter.com/6uShpC3BM2
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
.@HighSock_Sunday #asktrump pic.twitter.com/qVakUzXZAb
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
- He showed uncharacteristic self-control by not saying “You’re Fired.”
.@_Just_Mads_ #asktrump pic.twitter.com/zElKKmMjTU
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
The Donald even managed to sign off with this photo of what we assume is his Madame Tussaud’s wax figure.
I just wrapped up a Q&A @TwitterNYC. Thanks for all your questions! #AskTrump pic.twitter.com/zpbcRHfxy6
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
