This Protein Bar Also Packs All The Caffeine Your Body Craves. You're Welcome.

Perfect for late-night gaming sessions — or a boost of energy before the gym.


In my lifetime, I have worn several “hats,” as most humans do. In my early 20s I would wake up at the crack of dawn, shlep off to my start-up-I-swear-one-day-this-will-pay-off soulless job, and stay until very, very late at night. Flash forward 10 years, I am working a less soulless job, but with a baby added to the mix. I’ve basically been exhausted for a decade. Needless to say, caffeine has been an essential part of survival.

But being an infinitely busy human, there are days where stopping for coffee just isn’t in the cards. I’ll stare longingly at the cool coffee shop as I whiz by to make daycare drop-off, and by 9am, I’ve been awake for at least four hours—I could be caught snoozing at my desk. That’s where midmorning fuel like Kafa Bars comes in.

More than just a morning granola bar, this tasty little meal replacement packs 17 grams of protein and 11 grams of fiber to keep you full and 110 mg of caffeine to keep you awake. With a light coffee-and-cream flavor, Kafa Bar can trick you wholly into thinking you’ve had a full cup of coffee (especially because it has the same amount of caffeine as one) and it also takes care of breakfast. It’s made with all-natural ingredients like organic cashews, grass-fed whey, chia seeds, and prebiotic fiber, so you also don’t feel the sluggish weight of a morning pastry.

So for all you tired folks out there, invest in this morning pick-me-up. And from one infinitely exhausted human to you, let’s kick this day’s ass!