New VR Sex Game Stars Headless Blowup Doll, Vigorous Humping

VR's killer app is terrifying.

The video below is not the life imitates art version of Academy Award winner Her we need, but it’s the brutal, dry-humping version of Her we’re gonna get.

Tentatively called Spaceship Battleship Girlfriend, the game incentivizes a young man to hump a clear plastic human — not that he seems to need much incentive. It debuted on the demo floor at the recent Japanese Oculus Festival. And nothing was ever the same.

According to a post on Imgur, a conference attendee tried out the Spaceship Battleship Girlfriend expecting a “naked young anime schoolgirl or something” but was instead “greeted by a big, muscular black man with dreadlocks in a tight, white tracksuit.”

The man shouted humping exhortations. The doll was equipped with a smartphone accelerometer. Everyone kept their clothes on — which is actually more concerning than the alternative if you think about it.

The Oculus Rift hits stores early next year. Consider this a reminder to brace yourself.

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