If there’s a silver lining to the panic in China’s market that warned everyone another Black Monday stock collapse was due, it’s that Twitter really had time to prime its A-material.

Maybe this is really the time to buy, assuming you have any savings. Maybe you should take that money and put it in shotgun shells and canned goods. Everyone’s got an opinion! And while this roundup of reactions might not offer you any sensible advice — actually, I can promise you, there is no sensible advice here — it may at least take your mind away from the rat gnawing terror that we’re in for another 2008.


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