Your Plain Black T-Shirt Has Gotten Gross. Yes, the One You're Wearing Now. Try This One on Instead.

You wear it under a blazer to interviews. You wear it out on a date. You wear it to mow the lawn. You wear it when you don’t know what else to wear. But, here’s the thing. When was the last time you actually looked at it?

Threadbare tees might feel good against your skin, but they don’t give the impression you’re aiming for. And, over time, t-shirts tend to well, get smaller. It’s not you! It’s totally not. It’s the tee! But it might be time for a new one.

This is so easy to fix.

You might resist because you are imagining you on a long and difficult search that involves going into stores and trying things on. Because you know from experience that finding a great black tee that you are willing to commit to wear to death for the next ten years is not easy. That’s why we did all the work for you.

TALENTLESS MEN’S PREMIUM TEE

This is the one. It’s already soft. But it looks amazing. It’s prewashed so it won’t come out of the dryer and try to make you look like Pooh Bear. It’s a premium weight so you can wear it on a date. It’s a relaxed fit so you can eat on that date. It’s a three pack so you can rotate them, and they will last for years.