The New 'Zoolander 2' Teaser Trailer Ponders Cosmic Stupidity

Derek will be bluer and steelier than ever.

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The new Zoolander 2 teaser trailer ponders the questions that have plagued mankind since the beginning of time: How did the the Big Bang occur; is there truth in beauty; how complex is the human brain; does e = MC Hammer; what’s the definition of Eugoogly; and if God exists, why did he create ugly people? Terrence Malick must be pumped.

The newly released trailer for Zoolander 2 — which seems to be narrated by Stephen Hawking, who honors Derek Zoolander’s skepticism/idiocy by calling him “so freaking stupid” — doesn’t give us much in terms of plot, but we’re pretty sure it will feature more walk-offs against Hansel and more Frankie Goes to Hollywood brainwashing by Mugatu.

But there’s still one question it doesn’t answer: Is the title of the movie “2oolander” (read: two hundred lander) or “Zoolander II” (read: Zoolander eye eye)? Find out when 2oolander/Zoolander II/Zoolander 2 hits theaters next February.