There are few surefire ways to feel better these days, what with all the stuff on the news, those clowns in Congress being at it again, people not texting you back, and so on. That’s why, in these cold months of discontent, we must turn to retail therapy: the age-old art of buying complete nonsense. It rules.

We searched far and wide for the very coolest deals and the very best items on Amazon available for less than $20. That’s like, two drinks if you go to a stupid enough cocktail bar. From rad tech to home essentials, this is just the very best stuff you can spend your hard-earned money on right now. Let’s go.