Here Is the $600 Lamp You Can Die With

The new lamp from Dyson requires a lifelong commitment.


My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. But most of all, I remember my Dyson lamp.

So you might very well find yourself telling your grandchildren should you decide to spend more than $600 American for the new Dyson LED light, which the company boasts will last as long as 37 years. A floor-standing model will run £599, or roughly $919. The tech requires a special, crucifix-style lamp so this is less a lighting fixture than a lifelong decorating commitment.