Donald Trump's "Easy D" Tweet Sends the Internet Into a Frenzy
What did the president mean?

Another day in Donald Trump’s America, another tweet tearing the internet apart. On Wednesday, President Cheeto tweeted about traffic coming into the United States and people waiting for something called “EASY D.” Unfamiliar with the term, ~ The Internet ~ immediately broke into a communal investigation of what exactly Trump was talking about. In the search for answers, plenty of memes were created as hilarious guesses as to what Trump was referring to. Spoiler alert: A lot of the responses were dick jokes.
The president’s Twitter has become almost a meme in itself, with practically every update from Trump’s social media account becoming a dicusson point or source content for jokes. The “EASY D” tweet comes after an earlier slam of retailer Nordstrom for pulling daughter Ivanka’s fashion line. As corners of the internet began chatting about how Trump’s criticism of the company seemed to be a conflict of interest considering that the president shouldn’t be meddling in his daughter’s business affairs, people were shook just a few hours later when the EASY D arrived.
Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017
What exactly could Trump have been referring to with “EASY D?” Easy decision? Easy defense? Easy dookie? Was Donald himself the EASY D? It’s unclear! But the denizens of the internet sure had some ideas.
Perhaps Donald will be dropping a fire mixtape sometime this year. Wouldn’t be out of the question considering his background in entertainment.
@realDonaldTrump EASY D, is that your new hip hop name?!
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) February 8, 2017
Maybe it’s what Putin’s been serving to the administration.
@realDonaldTrump Is "EASY D" what you give President Bannon and Daddy Putin every night for dessert? #easyD pic.twitter.com/XzQfS7mnqi
— Kristina Wong ❄️ (@mskristinawong) February 8, 2017
EASY D could be what this girl was getting to the face.
.@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/kY1sYZy8bS
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 8, 2017
Pornhub also had some thoughts.
. @realDonaldTrump Who doesn't love waiting for some EASY D?
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) February 8, 2017
Looks like sometimes he likes two of these Ds.
.@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/FZTrCjEiU9
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) February 8, 2017
Students might be getting Easy D while Nancy DeVos is in charge of education.
@realDonaldTrump Nicknaming DeVos "EASY D" is disgusting!
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) February 8, 2017
The franchise is coming.
easy d
— April Siese (@ayetalian) February 8, 2017
2 easy 2 d
easy d: big league
e-z d
d 5
easy d 6
d 7
the fate of easy d
ok im done
Keep Elizabeth Warren out of this!
She was told she needed to wait for the easy D. Nevertheless, she persisted.
— Zach Heltzel (@zachheltzel) February 8, 2017
Classic Tomi.
all D is easy D if you know how to pop that p pic.twitter.com/cYgdbuK5jU
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) February 8, 2017
The press conference with Sean Spicer explaining EASY D is expected to be wild.
Somewhere in DC, Sean Spicer is AskJeeves-ing "are there any possible alternate meanings of 'easy D' in human history please."
— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) February 8, 2017
Even Lady Liberty’s clued in.
When you're waitin for that easy D pic.twitter.com/2YjGLgAcRr
— KOBE BUFFALOMEAT (@edsbs) February 8, 2017
Back in the day.
Easy D pic.twitter.com/kwbq4qpwHW
— delrayser (@delrayser) February 8, 2017
Gosh, trying to figure this all out is anything but easy.