Ready to get SUPER BUMMED? Well, here’s some numbers to ruin your day, courtesy of the site tii.me. What does it do? Enter any TV show or character name, and watch as it adds up all the seasons and the amount of time it would take to watch every episode without a break. How quickly do shows add-up? Very, very, very quickly.
Personally, this is more upsetting than the time I logged into Hulu and looked up how many episodes of Law & Order I plowed through during a particularly dark period. It was 16 full days. Even. Wanna know how bad that felt? Join me in this sad math adventure that explores how cord-cutting let me burn through my late 20s.
Here’s some of our favorite findings. If you’re using the site yourself make sure to delete your results at the bottom of each search — otherwise it keeps adding up TV and you’ll wind up thinking South Park ran for 99 years and you’ll be very confused.
King of Queens - 3 Days 48 Minutes
Seinfeld - 2 Days 18 Hours
South Park - 4 Days 1 Hour 54 Minutes
Full House - 4 Days
Cheers - 4 days 13 Hours 12 Minutes
The Office (US) - 2 Days 17 Hours
The Honeymooners - 4 Days 10 Hours
MASH - 5 Days 5 Hours 3 Minutes
Married… With Children - 5 Days 9 Hours 30 Minutes
Classic Doctor Who - 21 Days 22 Hours 30 Minutes
Soap Operas and Procedurals
General Hospital - 14 Days 3 Hours
Grey’s Anatomy - 7 Days 19 Hours 3 Minutes
Law & Order - 19 Days 1 Hour
The Sopranos - 3 Days 14 Hours
Mad Men - 3 Days 4 Minutes
Breaking Bad - 1 Days 22 Hours 30 Minutes
Dexter - 3 Days 8 Hours
Friday Night Lights - 3 Days 4 Hours
Modern Doctor Who - 6 Days 9 Hours 20 Minutes
Battlestar Galactica - 2 Days 5 Hours 32 Minutes
Let us know which show’s run was most shocking to you!