Flamin' Hot Mtn Dew is as hellish as its name implies

I took a break from my regularly scheduled reporting to taste test the latest Mountain Dew monstrosity.

Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew martini in tumbler glass with Cheeto dust rim
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You may have already heard whispers of the latest unholy brand partnership from Mtn Dew, but let me assure: Flamin’ Hot Dew is very real, and you should be very afraid.

Mtn Dew

I recently returned home from an out-of-town trip to discover this gigantic box at my doorstep, waiting there for me like some abandoned infant.

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