'World's most powerful flashlight' is a huge scam

This $80 flashlight looked rad on Instagram. I should have known better.

In the pantheon of all of my idiotic purchases, I have finally arrived at what I believe to be the apex; the Nirvana of crappy consumerism; the Stupidest Thing you can buy right now.

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Meet Outlemax

“The most powerful flashlight in the world.”