Legendary Staples Center to be renamed Arena. No, we're not joking.

Fans in Kobe Bryant jerseys gather in front of Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers on Aug...


How much will pay over the next two decades to rename the venue.


NBA reporter Shams Charania broke a story last night that set basketball discourse ablaze: Staples Center, one of the most recognizable arenas in all of sports history, is set to be renamed. The new moniker? Arena.

We might shrug that off as a joke were it not coming from Charania, one of the most noteworthy figures in the access-driven, breaking news model that has come to dominate basketball media.

Staples Center (or soon-to-be Arena) is the home of the Lakers, Clippers, the NHL’s Kings, and the WNBA’s Sparks. Countless greats have graced the arena’s hardwood floors, like Kobe Bryant, Shaq, and Lisa Leslie, among others. Since opening in October 1999, Staples has witnessed five NBA championships, three WNBA championships, and two Stanley Cups. Memorials were held there for Bryant, Nipsey Hussle, and Micheal Jackson.

According to reports, will be shelling out $700 million over the next two decades to rename the venue. The change is set to take place this Christmas Day, when the Lakers will take on the Brooklyn Nets in a marquee matchup.

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The move feels incredibly hollow not only to basketball diehards but to even casual followers of the sport. Even though all major sports arenas are tagged with a corporate sponsor, the amount of history and real emotional experiences that take place in these spaces often imbue them with meaning. When someone mentions the words “Staples Center,” they don’t think about the office retailer, they think about a young Kobe Bryant scoring 81 points against the Toronto Raptors or Jack Nicholson flashing a shit-eating grin during a Laker playoff run. Or Lisa Leslie becoming the first WNBA player to dunk in a game.

It would be one thing if the arena just shifted hands to another massive company, but the fact that the new name is basically a URL adds a dystopic element to it.

"It's kind of like just stripping the history here by calling it something else," commented Paul George, a small-forward for the L.A. Clippers who grew up in Palmdale.