There's a whole other post for that. But we might as well just get this one out of the way...
“Look, you can either say things that are not controversial at all, and then you're boring, and nobody cares. Some of the things I say, I would like to retract them. It's not like I stand by all the tweets I've ever done. Some of them were definitely extremely dumb.”
“If you have a problem figuring out whether you are for me or Trump, then you ain't black.”
Joe Biden, former VP of the United States, current Democratic front runner
Here's some more context on that issue. Let's get back to the laughs.