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'Star Wars Episode 9' Title Reveal: 17 Options From 'The Last Jedi' Script

The Star Wars: Episode IX title is still a mystery, but it may be hiding in plain sight. As one fan recently noted, The Last Jedi established a precedent of using a line from the previous film for a title — and that’s something Lucasfilm’s sister studio Marvel also did with Avengers: Endgame. So what does that mean for the upcoming Star Wars movie? Now that is an interesting question.

In a report last week, we speculated that the title could come from Luke Skywalker’s speech to Kylo Ren. Here’s the specific line of dialogue we’re talking about.

Kylo: I’m sure you are! The Resistance is dead! The war is over! And when I kill you, I will have killed the last Jedi!
Luke: Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong. The Rebellion is reborn today. The war is just beginning. And I will not be the last Jedi. (Emphasis added)

Star Wars: The Rebellion Reborn. That’s pretty good, right? We thought so. What we didn’t expect, however, is that the internet would take our initial concept and run with it, offering their own Episode IX title suggestions pulled from the script of The Last Jedi.

Some of those title suggestions are pretty good. Some are hilarious. Here are our favorites.

Star Wars: Episode IX — Filthy Junk Traders

Star Wars: Episode IX — Blip Bloppity Bloop

Star Wars: Episode IX — This is not going to go the way you think

Star Wars: Episode IX — Doing Talking

Star Wars: Episode IX — Where’d the crystal critters go?

Star Wars: Episode IX — Okay, I’ll hold

Star Wars: Episode IX — MORE!!!

Star Wars: Episode IX — Earth-Shattering Silence After Admiral Holdo Drives On The First Order’s Face

Star Wars: Episode IX — The Sacred Texts!

Star Wars: Episode IX — General Hugs

Star Wars: Episode IX — Permission To Jump In A Ship and Blow Something Up

Star Wars: Episode IX - You’re Demoted

Star Wars: Episode IX — You Can’t Park That Shuttle Here

Star Wars: Episode IX — Milk-Chugging Noises

Star Wars: Episode IX — Porg Squawk

Star Wars: Episode IX — Benicio del Toro Mumbles Something Indecipherable.

Star Wars: Episode IX — Take That Ridiculous Thing Off

What do you think? Will any of these be the Star Wars: Episode IX title? And if not, what will it be? Got an idea? Add it to the list!

Star Wars: Episode IX hits theaters on December 20, 2019.

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