September 2016 Science Articles
- The Weeknd Would Benefit From a College Psychology Class
- The DEA Just Paused Its Ban on Kratom
- Earth Just Passed the Point of No Return for Carbon Dioxide
- Can We Call Bill Gates's Golden Rice Experiment a Failure Yet?
- Yes, Beyonce and Solange Have Musical Genes (Also Work Ethic)
- Astronomers Learn the Milky Way's Spiral Is Pretty Wonky
- A Year After Discovering Water on Mars, Humanity Finds a Second Home
- No, There's Nothing Spooky About Tonight's "Black Moon"
- Trump Says True Science Thing
- Miley Cyrus's Suggestion Sick Ellen Take MDMA Wasn't Insane
- Flume's "Say It" Video: 100 Points for Style, Zero Points for Physics
- Rosetta Completes Historic Comet Landing, Ending ESA Mission
- Inside Black Dart, the Pentagon's Annual Drone-Killing Championship
- NASA Reveals How Mars Rocks Influence Planet's Atmosphere
- Boeing's Lunar Space Station Will Be Stepping Stone to Mars
- Does Mars One Need Hackers? NASA Says "Why Not?"
- Societies, Not Genetics, Turn Us Into Killers
- Strange Chemistry for a Newborn Star
- Space Is Now Gay AF
- How to Watch the Rosetta Space Probe Crash Into a Comet
- Michelle Obama Accused Trump of Having a Tiny Prefrontal Cortex
- Expect More Polar Bear Sieges, Thanks to Climate Change
- Sierra Nevada Will Launch the First-Ever UN Space Mission
- Astronauts Will Train for Mars Using VR Inside of Other VR
- 'Orion' Is Going to Wear a Lot of Hats at the Mars Base Camp
- Here's Why the UN Just Declared the Americas Measles-Free
- Elon Musk: Sell Your House and Start a New Life on Mars
- Chill Out, Stephen Hawking: Aliens Probably Won't Kill Us
- Elon Musk Explains Why SpaceX Only Hires Americans
- Scientific Proof That Beer Snobs Are Just Plain Old Snobs
- 3D-Printed Hyperelastic Bone Will Change Medicine
- Send Condom to Space, Swedish Group Urges NASA
- Human Sexuality Is Space Travel's Known Unknown
- The Asteroid Bennu Is Probably Not Going to Crash Into the Earth
- How to See Mercury in the Sky on September 28
- SpaceX's Bold Plan to Generate Fuel on Mars
- SpaceX Wants to Become the Union Pacific Railroad to Mars
- The Hollywood Gender Gap Exists, but A.I. Can't Do Anything
- Elon Musk Describes the 4 Things Needed for "Planet Hopping"
- Hillary Wore Red Because Red Is for Winners and Provocation
- Elon Musk Pays Tribute to 'Hitchhiker's Guide' With 'Heart of Gold'
- Elon Musk Would Like to Visit Mars, Needs to Plan in Case He Dies
- Time to Face the Facts: We're All Implicitly Biased
- Why Scientists Are Stoked on Mercury's Tectonic Activity
- The Definitive Guide to Making a Three-Parent Baby
- SpaceX Shares Video of What the Journey to Mars Might Look Like
- Were Donald Trump's Debate Sniffs Left Over From 80s Coke Binges?
- Why Tumbling Oxygen Levels Aren't Freaking Scientists Out
- Elon Musk Will Explain How He Wants to Colonize Mars
- Yes, Donald Trump Did Say Global Warming Was a Chinese Hoax
- Jane Goodall Isn't Wrong to Compare Trump to Mike the Chimp
- Genetic Science Could Explain Luke Cage’s Bulletproof, Painproof Skin
- China’s Quest for Better Wine Is Literally Out of This World
- Trump Could Lose the Debate If He Makes Those Stupid Faces
- NASA Says Europa Is Spewing Out Jets of Water Into Space
- The Sarlacc of 'Star Wars' Lives on IRL as the Penis Worm
- Maybe Don't Use the Right-Hand Rule in a Corn Maze
- Why Stephen Hawking Booked a Ticket to Space on Virgin Galactic
- Why This Year's California Wines Taste Like Wet Ashtrays
- Claudius Gros Is the Johnny Appleseed of Extraterrestrial Life
- A Scientist Explains Why "Everything Is Fucked"
- When Cyborgs and Christians Compromise
- China Turned on a Telescope That Will Probably Find Aliens
- Here's the Science Behind Ophiuchus, the Zodiac's New Constellation
- China’s Runaway Space Station Might Cause a “Rain of Metal”
- Synthetic Alcohol Promises to End Hangovers for Good
- Here's How Boeing Plans to Send Astronauts to Mars
- And the Ig Nobel Prize Goes to...
- Hubble Telescope Spots a Distant Planet Orbiting Twin Suns
- Cisco Says Your Wifi Sucks Because of "Cosmic Radiation"
- It's the Equinox, Baby: Astronomists Say Fall Is Finally Here
- Bill Nye Shills for Netflix by Explaining How Brains Get 'Hooked'
- SpaceX's Red Dragon Will Use Badass New Tech to Land on Mars
- NASA's Figuring Out How to Get 'Orion' Out of the Ocean
- Steve and Jean-Ralphio Exemplify Why We Love Doppelgängers
- Why NASA Is Helping SpaceX in the Red Dragon Mission to Mars
- The Sugar Industry Isn't as Sweet as It Pretends to Be
- 'The Good Place' Mimics Real Life With Its (Maybe) Evil Drug Pusher
- In the Future, Cars Will Be Powered by Human Poop
- Trump Is Inadvertently Helping UN Climate Change Legislation
- Will NASA Announce the Discovery of Life on Europa Next Week?
- Lady Gaga Probably Has Heat Stroke in "Perfect Illusion"
- Here Are Our Predictions for Ig Nobel Prize Winners
- Do the Ig Nobel Awards Ruin Science or Make It Great Again?
- Astronomers Discovered Hundreds of Baby Stars in Space Blobs
- Genetically Engineered Bacteria Can Grow Food, Forks on Mars
- What's This LIDAR That Revealed a Secret Cambodian City?
- ACTIVE INGREDIENTS | Elephant Tranquilizers
- How a 2,000-Year-Old Shipwrecked Skeleton Survived
- Tinder and Science Agree: You’ll Swipe Right for a DTF Jam
- Those "Alien Megastructures"? They're Probably Just Space Junk
- NASA: We Didn't Change Your Zodiac Sign, Astrology Isn't Real
- Tardigrades’ Radiation Defense Could Help Human Space Travel
- Donald Trump Jr. Totally Botched Skittle-Science
- 'Passengers' Almost Gets Deep Space Hibernation Pods Right
- 4 Jungle Hazards the 'Jumanji’ Cast's Skimpy Outfits Can't Prevent
- NASA Intentionally Blew Up a Piece of Its SLS Rocket Booster
- 6 Things Ötzi the Iceman Has Shown Us in the Past 25 Years
- Lazy Stoners Are a Myth
- You Talk Like a Pirate for the Same Reason You Like Kanye
- Elon Musk Says SpaceX Could Start a Mars Colony by 2026
- Head to Florida if You Want to Visit Mars (in Augmented Reality)
- Beer Goggles are Real, and Science Explains How They Work
- New Senate Bill Could Protect Mars Mission From Budget Cuts
- Flat Earthers Argue Trees Don't Exist. They're Not Wrong.
- 'Frequency' Offers a Possible Way for Us to Talk to the Dead
- Is California Cursed With Drought for the Rest of Time?
- How Do Pressure Cooker Bombs Work?
- How Much Fuel Does Earth Have Left in Its Tank?
- Supermassive Black Hole Hides Inside Its Own "Exhaust"
- Wait, Why the Hell Is Pluto Emitting X-Rays?
- A New Neptune Is Born Before Our Eyes 175 Light-Years Away
- Donald Trump Is Basically Clinically Obese
- This New Photo of the 'Loch Ness Monster' is B.S.
- Lost Michael Crichton Book Shows Us Paleontology's Dark Side
- 'Meteorite' Insults the Gory Violence of IRL Meteorites
- ‘Marsquakes’ Could Facilitate the Evolution of Life on Mars
- How to See Tonight's Big, Bright Harvest Moon & Lunar Eclipse
- SpaceX President Hopes to Launch Rockets Again in November
- James Webb Telescope Could Prove Proxima b Is Habitable
- What in the World Is a Marine National Monument?
- Spaceflight Startup Wants to Launch Rockets Out of the Ocean
- Scientists Find Way to Treat Non-Healing Wounds With Cold Plasma
- China's Atomic Clock Might Be the Key to Its Race to Space
- Paleontologist Says Depressed T. Rex in Audi Ad Is Kinda Accurate
- 'American Horror Story' Tooth Storms Would Save Forests IRL
- We Know What Color Dinosaurs Were
- What Happens if SpaceX Beats NASA to Mars?
- The "Journey to Mars" Is About Much More Than Actually Going to Mars
- Diego the Tortoise Is Saving His Species by Having Lots of Sex
- Mars Had Lakes of Water Way More Recently than We Thought
- We Joined Elliot and Angela in a Lucid Dream on 'Mr. Robot'
- Jay-Z Breaks Down the Racist Crack/Cocaine Divide
- China Launches Its Second Space Station Into Orbit
- ESA Releases a "Billion-Star Atlas" of the Milky Way Galaxy
- Cannibal Film 'Raw' Is So Gross, People Vomit and Faint
- After Year in Space, Scott Kelly Is Still Adjusting to Earth
- The Success of Commercial Space Hinges on Making a Profit
- The British 5-Pound Is Chewable. No, You Shouldn't Eat It
- NASA Gives Facebook a Peek at New Asteroid-Capture Technology
- The Floating City In 'BioShock Infinite' Could Exist IRL
- Why the Internet Is Obsessed With Blue
- Large Sea Creatures Will Go Extinct First: How to Stop It
- Asteroids Will Be Rest Stops on the Journey to Mars, Says NASA Chief
- We Need to Change the Wildly Inefficient Way We Design Rockets
- Astronomer on Meteorologist Violence is the Best Thing About Fall
- 'Hot In Herre' Spelled Doom for Nelly's Sex Life
- Science Confirms Hipster Beards Are Sex-Magnets
- What Came First, the Embryo or the Egg?
- Scott Kelly Gets a Movie Deal about His Year in Space
- China's Second Space Lab is Set to Launch in the Next Week
- Nearby Exo-Earth Family Withstands Extreme Scrutiny
- Here's Where the Candidates Stand on 3 Crucial Science Topics
- You're Only as Drunk As Your Friends Think You Are
- 3 World Leaders Who Actually Had Body Doubles
- The OED Finally Gives 'Moobs' The Respect They Deserve
- Science Explains Why Marvel Music is so Forgettable
- How Auroras Move in Harmony with Magnetic Field Motion
- Scientists Recorded Two Dolphins Having a Chat, NBD
- Can Magic Co-Exist With Science?
- This Optical Illusion Has 12 Dots but You Can Only See One
- The ESA Has a Weird "Pangea Course" on Martian Geology
- Ancient Collision Vaporized Earth, Giving Birth to the Moon
- Before Harambe, There Was the "Frog Launch"
- What the Oldest Fossils On Earth Tell Us About Life on Mars
- Why SETI Scientists Are Putting on an Art Show
- Is the End of DNA Testing Nigh?
- On 15th Anniversary of 9/11, We Remember Flashbulb Memories
- NASA: These Martian Rocks Are as Nice as Any National Park
- Here Are All the Ways Obama Resembles His Namesake Parasite
- Here's Why We Haven't Picked Up Alien Television Shows (Yet)
- SpaceX is Looking For Leads On Its Falcon X Explosion
- Science: The 5-Second Rule Is Totally Bogus, Bro
- Here’s What’s Next for NASA's OSIRIS-REx Asteroid Mission
- Pokéanatomy Is a Thing, and It's Bizarrely Fascinating
- Good News for Pandas and Humpbacks Won't Save Planet Earth
- Your Nature Selfies Could Save America's National Parks
- Here's How a Man Goes Up in Flames in 'Free Fire'
- Lady Gaga's 'Perfect Illusion'
- How Long Will It Take for This Giant Ice Cube to Melt?
- Elon Musk: SpaceX Falcon 9 Explosion "Most Complex Failure Ever"
- NASA on OSIRIS-REx Launch: "We Got Everything Exactly Perfect"
- OSIRIS-REx Mission Launches, Beginning 7-Year Asteroid Journey
- Why Bears Are Field-Testing Trash Cans
- The Sexbots of 'Westworld' Are Already Here
- There Are Actually 4 Types of Giraffes
- Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo Makes First Flight Since 2014
- So 'Grease' Might Have Been a Trippy Near-Death Experience
- The Thallose Plants of 'ME: Andromeda' Are a Glimpse of the Future
- Andy Murray Lost Because of an Obnoxious Gong Sound
- NASA Trekkies Spot 'USS Enterprise' in Distant Nebula
- Virgin Galactic to Resume Crewed SpaceShipTwo Tests
- Blue Origin is About to Test a Completely New Escape System
- The NFL's CTE Plan Should Include Pot and Charlotte's Web
- It's Too Difficult for Intelligent Aliens to Ignore Humans
- This River in Russia Is Freakishly Blood-Red
- This Chinese Company Is Building a $1.5 Billion Space Balloon
- Masked Men Will Be the New Normal in San Francisco
- White House Declares Bite-Mark Analysis Is Crap
- Adorable Nest-Building Lab Mice Teach Us How to Sleep Better
