October 2019 Entertainment Articles
- 'Terminator: Dark Fate 2'? How this story could continue in a sequel.
- 'Monster Squad' is pure 80s drivel, but that's why we love it
- 'Under the Shadow' is a horror masterpiece you need to experience now
- 'American Horror Story 1984' spoilers: Episode 7 confirms a time-jump leak
- 'Eternals' set photo leak finally reveals a specific time and setting
- Emilia Clarke confesses who owned the infamous 'Game of Thrones' coffee cup
- ‘For All Mankind’s review: Alt-history space race struggles to lift off
- 'Fast & Furious 9' might bring back Han. Here's how it could happen.
- Jeffrey Wright in 'Batman' may mean big changes for another major character
- 'Star Wars 9' leaks: Hayden Christensen has no place in 'TROS'
- 'Mandalorian' Episode 1 spoilers could include a huge 'Star Wars 9' reveal
- Interview: How Tim Miller avoided a dark fate for Terminator
- 'Avengers 5': 'Loki' theory may reveal how the show sets up a new villain
- Why the Snyder Cut could be HBO Max's trump card in the streaming wars
- ‘See’ review: Apple serves up a thrilling, fully realized dystopian drama
- The best horror movie on Netflix is leaving in November. Watch it now!
- 'Green Lantern' HBO Max show needs to do one unexpected thing to succeed
- 'House of the Dragon' release date, cast, plot for HBO's 'Game of Thrones'
- 'The Mandalorian' spoilers, theories, plot, release schedule, and more
- 'Star Wars 9' leaks: Deleted Disney tweet may confirm a major 'TROS' cameo
- 'Watchmen' Episode 2 theory explains Manhattan and Ozymandias all at once
- 'Rise of Skywalker' theory: Old George Lucas interview teases a Vader twist
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: New theory may reveal Palpatine's secret identity
- 4 Ultra-Soft Men's Sweaters That Will Make You The Most Huggable Dude Aroun
- 'Winds of Winter' release date: Newly surfaced GRRM quotes seem promising
- 'The Mandalorian' release date, trailer, plot, characters, and more
- 'Mandalorian' trailer offers a path forward for Star Wars post-Skywalker
- 'Game of Thrones' prequel canceled. Why it's good news for fans.
- 'Another Life' Season 2 release date, cast, Netflix renewal, and spoilers
- Benioff Weiss 'Star Wars' trilogy canceled: 3 ways the franchise continues
- 'Eternals' set photos leak may reveal Kit Harington's Marvel plotline
- 'BoJack' Season 6 Part 2 release date, trailer, plot for the Netflix finale
- 'Mandalorian' trailer breakdown: Easter eggs suggest prequels-era flashback
- 'Star Wars 9' theory connects Palpatine and the Mortis Dagger to Rey's past
- Rick and Morty’s raunchiest parody is one of its all-time greatest episodes
- 'Terminator: Dark Fate' post-credits scene: Does it have one? (No spoilers)
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: 'Resistance Reborn' solves a big 'TROS' mystery
- 'The Mandalorian' trailer 2 reveals a classic enemy from the prequels
- 'Death Stranding' PC release date could be ruined by spoiler culture
- 'The Grudge' (2020) release date, trailer, cast for the Sam Raimi reboot
- 'Star Wars 9' theory: A 'Force Awakens' line reveals how Kylo defeats Palps
- Why one of Star Wars' most important writers says he's done with the series
- 'Mandalorian' reviews won't arrive until after Nov. premiere. Here's why.
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers may confirm the return of a terrifying Sith ghost
- 'Falcon and Winter Soldier' leaks tease return of a major 'Endgame' hero
- 'Marvel Phase 5' theory: How 'Endgame' predicted the 'Avengers 5' villain
- 'Star Wars 9' leaks: 'Solo' may confirm the rumored ending for 'TROS'
- Joe Hill's Hill House Comics resurrect an earlier era of DC horror
- The 5 scariest 'Doctor Who' episodes have nothing to do with Weeping Angels
- How 'Daybreak' got a Wu-Tang Clan member for one of the coolest cameos ever
- 'Daybreak' Season 2 "really turns things on its head,' says showrunner
- Star Wars comic teases links between Vader, Palpatine, and Knights of Ren
- 'Venom 2' release date, director, cast, plot, theories, and more
- 4 terrifying 'Rick and Morty' episodes that dip into horror for Halloween
- 'Chilling Adventures of Sabrina': 5 scariest episodes for Halloween
- 'The Expanse' Season 4 release date, trailer, plot, cast, and More
- 'Rise of Skywalker' theory: One Palpatine line hints at Kylo's redemption
- Marvel Phase Four: 5 Spider-Man crossovers that might happen now
- 'Wu Assassins' Season 2 renewal and release datel: "It's very difficult"
- 'Outer Worlds' vs. 'Fallout': Why Obsidian's game is better in one big way
- 'Rise of Skywalker' spoilers: A trippy George Lucas idea may shape ending
- The top 9 pits in Star Wars
- 'Star Wars 9' theory finds a way for 3 generations to defeat Palpatine
- Will 'El Camino's 25 million viewers make Netflix rethink reboots?
- Netflix's teen comedy 'Daybreak' makes the apocalypse a whole lot of fun
- Why 'The Thing' cartoon is officially the worst Fantastic Four TV show
- 'AHS: 1984' spoilers: The true story behind the Night Stalker's arrest
- 'Reminiscence' release date, cast and more about Hugh Jackman sci-fi movie
- 'Rise of Skywalker' run time: What to expect from the longest Star Wars yet
- 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare' crossplay takes aim at the future of gaming
- 'Watchmen' costume designer hints at why Ozymandias looks so "otherwordly"
- 'Rise of Skywalker' trailer screenshot drops a clue about the fate of C-3PO
- The final 'Rise of Skywalker' trailer revealed far more than you think
- The 5 best new documentaries on Netflix, November 2019
- 'Rise of Skywalker' trailer: What we know about Palpatine's ice fortress
- 'Thor: Love and Thunder' will "double down" on 'Ragnarok' levels of madness
- 'Rick and Morty's most heartwarming early episode is one of its best
- ‘Rise of Skywalker’ spoilers: Trailer may hint Emperor Palpatine never died
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: Final trailer may confirm two major deaths
- Walking Dead Merch We Are Extremely Proud Of Owning
- 'Terminator: Dark Fate' review: The future is female -- and Arnold is back
- 'Rise of Skywalker' space horses are called "orbaks," here's what we know
- Dominic Monaghan got his 'Rise of Skywalker' role after a World Cup bet
- China Star Wars censorship: Why the rumors aren't true
- Palpatine's 'Rise of Skywalker' throne is a deep cut from Star Wars history
- 'Rise of Skywalker' trailer spoilers: Who's the alien working on C-3PO?
- Zorri Bliss is awfully easy to miss in latest 'Rise of Skywalker' trailer
- 'Star Wars 9' leaks: 5 spoilers confirmed by 'Rise of Skywalker' trailer
- 'Rise of Skywalker' Death Star throne room callback may hint at Rey's fate
- 'Rise of Skywalker' trailer breakdown: 4 Deep-cut Easter eggs you missed
- ‘Outer Worlds’ review: 2019’s best-written game takes cues from Fallout
- 'Star Wars 9' final trailer: Why does the Resistance wipe C-3PO's memory?
- 'Rise of Skywalker' trailer may show Rey wielding the Dagger of Mortis
- 'Star Wars 9' trailer: Was that Darth Vader's mask smashed by Rey and Kylo?
- When do 'Star Wars 9: Rise of Skywalker' tickets go on sale?
- 'Rick and Morty' Season 4 episode titles revealed: Here's what they mean
- 'Star Wars 9' theory: Anakin could return due to Palpatine's occult tricks
- How 'Bloodshot' aims to reboot superhero movies in 2020
- 'Watchmen' Episode 2 preview teaser: Is Will Reeves Hooded Justice?
- 'Rise of Skywalker' theory reveals why Rey is familiar to Luke, Leia & Han
- 'Star Wars 9' final trailer: How to watch live on ESPN or YouTube tonight
- 'Mandalorian' release schedule: Here's when all 8 episodes come to Disney+
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: 3 ways Rey and Kylo's relationship could play out
- 'Batwoman' CW cast: Camrus Johnson talks Batwing, Luke Fox and more
- 'BoJack' Season 6, Part 1 review: A rocky start for the show's final season
- 'Watchmen' theory, spoilers: Jeremy Irons might not be Ozymandias after all
- The Best 55 Inch T.V.s
- 'Watchmen' on HBO nails one thing the movie got wrong: The costumes
- 'Watchmen' HBO premiere: Everything you need to know about Doctor Manhattan
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: New photo may explain mystery of C-3PO's red eyes
- 'Zombieland 2' inspired these 6 streaming recs, including the original
- Is the Comedian in 'Watchmen' on HBO? Eddie Blake's story, explained
- Is Rorschach in 'Watchmen' on HBO? What to know about the dead vigilante
- Marvel Phase 4 spoilers: Thor could be very different in 'Love and Thunder'
- 'Watchmen' review: A look and feel unlike any other superhero story
- 'Avengers 5' title: 'Far From Home' Easter egg teases "Secret Wars" movie
- 'Rise of Skywalker' leaks: Plot synopsis may reveal a big Kylo Ren twist
- 'Zombieland 2' somehow makes the best 'Shaun of the Dead' joke even better
- 'Star Wars' 9 theory: Zorri Bliss might be this fan-favorite ex-Jedi
- Best Samsung Wireless Charger
- 'The Lighthouse' spoilers: Ending explained by director Robert Eggers
- Snyder Cut: New 'Justice League' still reveals the movie's "true" villain
- 'Zombieland: Double Tap' has a wild Bill Murray post-credits scene
- 'Zombieland: Double Tap' ending spoilers: How it sets up 'Zombieland 3'
- 'Stranger Things Season 4' set photos hint at a beloved character's return
- 'Star Wars 9' leaks reveal which characters kiss — fans may be disappointed
- 'Watchmen' spoilers: A divisive take on Ozymandias will be key to the plot
- Why Paul Dano's Riddler casting news has us worried about 'The Batman'
- 'Red Dead Redemption 2' PC trailer might make you ditch your console
- 'Living With Yourself' Netflix release time: When is our Paul Rudd spa day?
- 'AHS: 1984' Episode 5 Easter eggs: 5 things you probably missed
- 'Star Wars 9' theories: Does Zorri Bliss hold the key to Palpatine's army?
- 'Westworld' Season 3 cast spoilers: A presumed-dead host will return
- 'Ant-Man 3' release date allegedly leaked as part of Marvel Phase 5
- Marvel TV Shows: Remember that time Human Torch was replaced by a robot?
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: Who is Jannah? Naomi Ackie on her mysterious role
- 'Nancy Drew' CW Spoilers: 5 questions we have after Season 1, Episode 2
- 'Rick and Morty': 1 episode proves this is the scariest multiverse ever
- 'Matrix 4' Morpheus casting: What the latest news reveals about the plot
- 'Pokémon Sword and Shield's Gigantamax Meowth looks a lot like Longcat meme
- AEW: How a tweet kicked off 2019's pro wrestling revolution
- 'Zombieland 2' post-credits scenes: Anything after the movie? (No Spoilers)
- 'Rise of Skywalker' spoilers: Dark Rey's origins teased in prequel comics
- 'Venom 2' adds Shriek, basically confirms the movie is 'Maximum Carnage'
- 10 movies and shows we can't wait to binge on Disney+
- 'Pokémon Sword and Shield' adds Gigantamax Fat Pikachu, Butterfree and more
- 'Thor 4' spoilers: A fan-favorite character returns in 'Love and Thunder'
- 'Watchmen' HBO premiere: 5 things to know for Episode 1
- 'Star Wars 9' theory says Darth Vader may shape ending more than expected
- History geek Robert Eggers might be crafting a "New England horror trilogy"
- 'Zombieland: Double Tap' proves the zombie genre still has some life in it
- 'The Lighthouse' is an unforgettable nightmare of tentacle sex and farts
- 'Star Wars 9' leak reveals a surprising kiss, but not one fans want most
- 'Arrow' Season 8 white light explained: What it means for the "Crisis"
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: Forgotten villain may explain Palpatine's return
- 'Rise of Skywalker' spoilers: Is this how Palpatine influenced Anakin?
- 'Star Wars 9' trailer 3 release date, tickets sales tipped by Fandango
- 'Deadpool 3' in MCU release date teased by Ryan Reynolds in Instagram post
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: How Emperor Palpatine can return but still be dead
- 'Star Wars 9' theory may reveal how Palpatine created Reylo
- 'Star Wars 9' leaks may confirm shocking Millennium Falcon theory
- 'The Batman': Zoe Kravitz is Catwoman, a first for the DCEU
- 'Winds of Winter' release date delays are "haunting" George R.R. Martin
- 'Dragon Prince' Season 3 episode titles leak teases King Harrow's return
- Marvel Phase 4 leaks: 'WandaVision' casting call fuels a huge X-Men theory
- SNL's "Grouch" Joker parody is the show's best digital short in a while
- Marvel Phase 4: Huge 'Shang-Chi' leak may reveal perfect plot and casting
- Disney Plus movies list includes The Rock's classic dud, 'Tooth Fairy'
- 'Wes Craven's New Nightmare' is still as smart as it is terrifying
- "Crisis on Infinite Earths" cast leak reveals Tim Burton 'Batman' crossover
- Disney Plus catalog doesn't have every Marvel movie. Here's why.
- 'Star Wars 9' trailer 3 release date leaks cleared up by John Boyega
- 'Snowpiercer' TV show uses climate science to fix a mistake in the film
- Best Halloween Costumes Under $20
- 'Batman' writer says his next DC Comics series is his 'Dark Knight Returns'
- 'Fortnite' Season 11 "The End" just destroyed the map. Is 'Fortnite' over?
- Why 'Joker's costume designer decided to ignore the comics entirely
- Power Rangers/Ninja Turtles crossover does more than "smash toys together"
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: Forgotten rules of the Force reveal how 'TROS' ends
- Best Gifts For True Video Game Lovers
- 'The Addams Family' is more important in 2019 than ever before
- Nancy Drew, 'Her,' 'Watchmen': 5 timely weekend streaming shows & movies
- 'Star Wars 9' theory may reveal Palpatine's shocking secret identity
- 'Black Widow' leaks allegedly reveal Taskmaster's shocking true identity
- The Best iPad Alternatives
- Freddie Prinze Jr. Star Wars: 5 must-hear truth bombs from the epic rant
- What 'Parasite's stars learned from wading around in fake poo water
- 'Shazam!' director confirms Booster Gold DCEU theory in chillest way ever
- 'El Camino 2': Does the ending set up a sequel? Let's talk spoilers.
- 'Star Wars 9' rumors debunked: Why Rey isn't related to Obi-Wan Kenobi
- 'Mandalorian' leaks: Star Wars show may answer a question about Yoda's race
- 'El Camino' cast spoilers: Every 'Breaking Bad' cameo, ranked
- 'Star Wars 9' trailer 3 release date leaked by John Boyega's agent
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: Rey's backstory won't change, hints Rian Johnson
- ‘Jexi’ review: This funny 'Her' knock-off is even dumber than Siri
- Best Halloween Costumes Under $20
- 'Gemini Man' ending spoilers: Ang Lee explains the movie's flawed finale
- 'El Camino' Netflix release time: Wh
- 'Star Wars' book leak reveals Han traded Luke's Yavin medal for booze money
- 'Ballerina' release date, trailer, cast, and plot for John Wick spinoff
- 'Parasite' ending spoilers: The movie's star explains his "reason for hope"
- 'Star Wars 9' Wedge Antilles news hints these 4 surviving Rebels may return
- 'Avengers 5'? New Marvel video game trailer revives a dead MCU supervillain
- 'AHS 1984' Episode 4 review: 3 questions after that huge Margaret reveal
- 'Onward' trailer 2: 'Weekend at Bernies' meets fantasy in Pixar's latest
- "Crisis on Infinite Earths": New cast photos blow away 'Avengers: Endgame'
- 'Parasite' review: The funniest, nastiest, anti-capitalist satire of 2019
- 'Star Wars 9' theory lends trippy meaning to 'Rise of Skywalker'
- 'Star Wars 9' leaks: C-3PO actor reveals a hidden detail from the trailers
- 'Nancy Drew' spoilers: 5 questions that Season 1 must answer
- 'Animaniacs' 2020 reboot: Can Hulu's revival recapture the satirical magic?
- 'Riverdale' is dark, but not nearly as dark as this '90s Archie TV movie
- 'Breath of the Wild 2' release date teased by new Nintendo job listing
- ‘Rick and Morty’: 1 episode shows Rick at his worst, and inspired Elon Musk
- 'Joker' spoilers, ending theories, easter eggs, and everything to know
- John Wick ‘Ballerina’ spinoff movie could ruin the franchise
- 'Star Wars 9' leaks: A key flashback could be removed for reshoots
- 'Apex Legends' Halloween event skins, release date, trailer, and more
- Marvel Phase 5: Brie Larson teases all-female crossover with Captain Marvel
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: Wedge confirmation may answer a big question
- 'Harley Quinn' reveals a hilariously tragic new side to Commission Gordon
- To write a "true" Harley Quinn, a DC writer performed a forensic profile
- PS5 release date could bring these 7 launch titles, from 'GTA 6' to 'ES6'
- 'Star Wars 9' theory may reveal Kylo is controlling Emperor Palpatine
- 'Joker 2' could happen with right sequel script, says Joaquin Phoenix
- 'Spider-Man: Far From Home' theory: 2 clues that Mysterio is still alive
- 'Eternals' MCU plot leak hints at a possible 'Game of Thrones' showdown
- 'Joker' theories: Todd Phillips is wasting our time with that dumb theory
- 'Joker' spoilers: Ending theory reveals a hidden Batman Easter eg
- 'Rise of Skywalker' leaks hint at 3 ways the Resistance will change
- 'Primal' review: Genndy Tartakovsky's new show somehow tops 'Samurai Jack'
- 'RWBY' isn't ending just yet, but Rooster Teeth knows how it will
- 'Star Wars 9' leaks: Rumored new planet may reveal the title's true meaning
- Best iPhone Car Mounts
- 'Rise of Skywalker' marketing suggests Rose will be swept under the rug
- 'Rick and Morty' Season 4: Only 5 episodes? Why you can still expect 10
- 'Rick and Morty' Season 4 trailer breakdown: Does it reveal a D&D episode?
- 'Pokemon Sword and Shield' Pokédex: Every new entry revealed in live stream
- 'Star Wars 9' theory reveals the real reason Kylo finds Emperor Palpatine
- 'The Mandalorian' Black Series aren't toys, they're must-have desk trinkets
- 'Spider-Man' 3 MCU villain: Amy Pascal just teased the Sinister Six
- 'Joker' spoilers: Todd Phillips may have just confirmed a DCEU theory
- Epic 'Rick and Morty' Season 4 trailer finally confirms the premiere date
- 'Rise of Skywalker' spoilers: Everything we know about Rey's lightsaber
- 'Dragon Prince' Season 3, Episode 1 finally reaches its full potential
- 'Black Panther' 2 release date allegedly delayed, leak says
- 'Walking Dead' Season 10 spoilers: What the crashed satellite really means
- NYCC trailers: 17 exciting teasers and clips from New York Comic Con 2019
- 'Big Mouth' Season 3: Nick Kroll confirms theory about Lola's origins
- "Crisis on Infinite Earths" will have a "major" impact on 'Batwoman'
- 'Harley Quinn's bombastic, animated Gotham is different for a dark reason
- 'Dragon Prince' Season 3 release date, plot, Episode 1 revealed at NYCC
- 'Rise of Skywalker': Lucasfilm reveals the 1 comic you need to read first
- 'Outlander' Season 5 trailer: War and time travel threaten the Frasers
- 'Star Trek Discovery' Season 3 trailer boldly goes to a unimaginable future
- 'Star Trek: Picard' release date, new trailer and TNG cast returns revealed
- 'Star Wars 9' leaks: Why those Kylo spoilers aren't what you think
- 'The Expanse' Season 4 premiere: Is Ilus "another f-cking Eros"?
- Netflix's 'Daybreak' drew inspiration from Parkland gun control activists
- 'Watchmen': Damon Lindelof explains white supremacist adoption of Rorshach
- Skip 'Joker' this weekend to stream hits like 'Batman' or 'Blade' instead
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: New comic may solve mystery of Luke's lightsaber
- 'Runaways' Season 3 trailer teases a 'Cloak & Dagger' crossover
- 'Rise of Skywalker' leaks: New book cover teases a shocking 'Ep. 9' cameo
- 'Smash Bros Ultimate' leak says next DLC character is from beloved SNES RPG
- 'Disintegration' demo: Is Halo co-creator's genre-buster the next big FPS?
- 'Star Wars 9' trailer 3 leaks may confirm a major Emperor Palpatine rumor
- Ranking all the 'Rise of Skywalker' Force ghost rumors, from Luke to WTF
- 'Walking Dead' Season 10 premiere: 4 big plot points to remember
- 'The Grudge' 2020 trailer teases "way more effed up" horror in Raimi reboot
- 'Last Night in Soho' isn't a Cornetto movie, it's a "whole new series"
- 'Bloodshot' movie trailer release date coming next month, producer hints
- Sam Mendes: ‘1917’ isn’t a war movie, it’s a “thriller”
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: Wild theory predicts Palpatine’s return and death
- 'Big Mouth' spinoff 'Human Resources' looks like the next 'Good Place'
- 'Joker 2' release date might happen. Here's why it really shouldn't.
- 'Joker' ending spoilers: That big Batman Easter egg, explained
- 'Big Mouth' Season 4: Nick Kroll confirms the kids will grow up
- '1917': New trailer shows the horrors of war in this epic single-shot movie
- 'Rise of Skywalker' theory: An icky comics precedent explains Rey’s origins
- 'Breath of the Wild 2' leak reveals alleged release date, title, and more
- 'American Horror Story 1984' spoilers: 3 theories to know for Episode 4
- 'Gideon Falls': James Wan to produce TV version of award-winning comic
- 'Rise of Skywalker' spoilers: Who is Rey? 3 fascinating possibilities
- 'Joker' can't compete with Cesar Romero's goofy charm in 'Batman' (1966)
- 'The Illuminati Ball' turns CRISPR gene editing into sci-fi horror
- 'Joker' review: Just bad Martin Scorsese cosplay
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: New theory reveals why Kylo Ren won't be redeemed
- 'Matrix 4' cast: Young Neo rumors may reveal a strange plot for the sequel
- 'Stranger Things’ Season 4’s teaser trailer is full of clues
- 'Birds of Prey' trailer teases live-action debut of an iconic DC villain
- 'Death Stranding' ending spoilers: Why it could be unexpectedly upbeat
- Obi-Wan Kenobi series leak: A classic Star Wars character may return
- 'Pokémon Sword and Shield' gyms may borrow a controversial 'BotW' feature
- 'Black Widow' set photo leak may reveal a shocking time jump
- 'Star Wars 9' trailer 3 release date, ticket sales just around the corner
- 'Mario Kart Tour' pipe drop rates revealed: Your odds of getting rare loot
- 'Joker' post-credits scene: Worth staying after the end? (No Spoilers)
- 'Rise of Skywalker' leaks: Did reshoots cut two major Force ghosts?
- 'Star Wars 9' spoilers: New novel teases a path to Kylo Ren's redemption
- 'Star Wars 9' theories: Zorri Easter egg reveals ancient Jedi connection
- Brie Larson rumored for Star Wars, but there are better MCU options
- 'Star Wars Resistance' Season 2 could be essential viewing for 'Episode 9'
- 'Eternals' set photos reveal trippy Tomb of the Space Gods
- 'Avengers: Endgame' time travel: A 1999 Marvel comic explained it perfectly
- 'Stranger Things' Season 4 spoilers: 3 new locations teased in the trailer
- 'Birds of Prey' trailer redeems the DCEU in just two incredible minutes
- Good Place' Season 4 spoilers: Theory says Mindy St Claire is key to finale
- 'Stranger Things' Season 4 release date might be hidden in that new trailer
- ‘Big Mouth’ Season 3 release time: Here's when it comes out on Netflix
- 'Star Wars 9' leaks: Marketing may have spoiled a major reveal about Rey
- Marvel movies: Is the 1994 'Fantastic Four' the best adaptation ever?
- 'Gemini Man': Cutting-edge CGI can't save this dud of a movie
