October 2016 Science Articles
- Transhumanist Proves Schrödinger's Cat Experiment Isn't Better on LSD
- Why Evil Billionaires, Not an 'Inferno'-Style Plague, Will Kill Us
- Hey 'People of Earth,' Alien Abduction Groups Aren't a Joke!
- Ezekiel on 'The Walking Dead' Needs to Get His Tiger a Pool
- The Dumb Chemistry of Laser-Ignited Surgical Fart Burns
- The Trailer for ‘Life’ is Bad for Real Alien Research
- Mike Pence Basically Says Donald Trump Will Make Space Great Again
- NASA’s New Asteroid Alert Just Warned Us About A Close Call
- How Evolution Can Make Video Game Minions Into Big Bads
- Halloween Spooks Will Make You Smell Like Fear
- How Many Life-Bearing Planets Fit Into the Goldilocks Zone?
- Research Confirms Dad Bods Are the Future of Sexual Selection
- NASA's Pumpkin Carving Skills Are Out of This World
- What Happens When You're Terrified of Space?
- This "Space Station Fisheye Fly-Through" From NASA is Pure Serenity
- Blame Cannabinoids For Giving You That Sweet, Sweet High
- We Can Save the Great Barrier Reef By Not Continuing to Kill It
- Physicists Apply Brakes to Accelerating Expansion of the Universe
- Rubins and Crew Return to Earth After Four Months in Space
- The Gumby Dog Knew It Was Its Owner in the Costume
- How to Watch Three Astronuats Return From the ISS Tonight
- Find Halloween Inspiration With These Six Creepy Animals
- Scientists Just Found Water on Metallic Asteroid 16 Psyche
- Weed Gives Stoner Toads Enhanced Night Vision
- We Should All Be Hanging Around Dead Bodies More Often
- Neil deGrasse Tyson Ate Spaghettified 'Regular Show' Crew
- If Those 234 Stellar Pulses Aren't Aliens, What Are They?
- This Robot Chain-Smokes So We Don't Have To
- New Horizons Sends Back Last Package of Pluto Data to NASA
- The Home Field Advantage Favors the Chicago Cubs
- Scientists Can Now 3D Print a Baby Version of the Universe
- How 'Frankenstein' Rescued Humans from Extinction
- Home Run Physics Should Make You Scared of Sharks
- If the Sun Explodes, We'll Have Just Enough Time to Scream
- NASA Stumbled Into a Patch of Pumpkin Stars in Space
- Astronomers Now Know How the Moon Got Its Bull's-Eye Crater
- Red Bull and Vodka Cocktails Threaten the Cocaine Industry
- Trump Mimics The Backstreet Boys Because He Knows We Want It That Way
- How to Tell if Your Stash of Weed Has Gone Bad
- Millions Duped by Fake Space Station Livestreams on Facebook
- The Male Birth Control Shot Works, But It Might Make Men Sad
- Hubble Catches Glimpse of the Crab Nebula's Beating Heart
- Holy Shit, We Found a Dinosaur Brain
- We're All Responsible for Framing HIV's 'Patient Zero'
- Sorry, Your Wine Preferences Aren't Written in Your Genes
- Capitalism Broke Earth, Let's Protect Mars
- NASA Photo Offers Clues About Schiaparelli's Crash on Mars
- How to Drink Without Getting Hungover
- Cubs Fans Try Out Weird Superstitions That Science Says Work
- Astronomers Say Gov't Won't Suppress Their Search for Alien Life
- The Magnet Boy Isn't Magnetic, He's Just Sticky
- Foreign Accent Syndrome: This American Teen Woke Up Speaking Spanish
- This Halloween, Dodge Surveillance with Face Camouflage
- The Cubs Yearbook Prophet Is More Likely a Probability Whiz
- Researchers Just Developed a Way for Prosthetic Hands to "Feel"
- How Medicine Could Save the Weaker Sex
- DNA of Long Lost Human Discovered in Pacific Islanders
- How to Talk About the Future of Human Evolution
- Why Voters Should Fear Baby-Kissing Psychopaths
- Phew: Juno Seems to Be Doing Fine 594 Million Miles from Home
- A Solar Storm Could Spark Amazing Auroras Tonight
- A Computer Glitch Might Have Killed the Mars Schiaparelli Lander
- Three Alternative Ways Scientists Should Hunt for Aliens
- Extended Space Missions Could Create 'Unbalanced' Astronauts
- Report: A Fueling Error Likely Caused SpaceX’s Rocket Explosion
- Space Literally Squashes the Muscles in Your Spine
- Hooking Up While High on Pot Is Actually Not a Bad Thing
- Autonomous Truck Startup Otto Delivers 50,000 Cans of Budweiser
- 'Black Mirror' Killer Bee Drones Are Coming for You IRL
- ESA Sends Astronauts to the Canary Islands to Train for Mars
- Science Explains Why Bill Gates Guzzles Diet Coke Constantly
- 'There's No Handbook For How to Land on Mars'
- Dissonance Gives Dolores an Existential Crisis in 'Westworld'
- Here's What Scientists Think Is Inside the Exoplanet Proxima b
- Future Men Will Snort (Contraceptive) Drugs Before Sex
- That New Bermuda Triangle Theory Is Probably Wrong
- Donald Trump Cancels Visit to NASA's Kennedy Space Center
- Science Explains Why We're Crazy for La Croix Seltzer
- John Oliver: U.S. Is Facing an "Epidemic of Addiction" to Opioids
- Forget Schiaparelli. 2020 Is the Real Mars Party
- Iceland's Tapping Into Molten Magma for Its Energy
- Researchers Might Have Found Two Hidden Moons Around Uranus
- The White House Is Launching a Small Satellite Revolution
- How the 'Stranger Things' Soundtrack Betrayed Our Senses
- Donald Trump Is Sad, Says a Computer Program
- Winter Is Coming to Titan
- Spirits Don't Operate Ouija Boards. You Do.
- 'Cuffing Season' Is Sociology Fan Fiction
- Schiaparelli Might Have 'Exploded on Impact,' Says ESA
- Citizen Scientists Help NASA Search for Exoplanet Hideouts
- This Genius Bike Lock Makes Thieves Vomit
- DARPA Hands Over Space Junk Telescope to Air Force
- The First Dinosaur Fossils Have Been Unearthed in Denali
- Tonight's the Peak for the Very Chill Orionids Meteor Shower
- This Election Comes Down to Who Has the Better Mindset
- 4 Scientific Explanations for the 'Ghost' You Think You See
- In a Hobbit vs. Human Drinking Contest, Who Would Win?
- The Freaky 1950s History of 'A Cure for Wellness'
- The Solar System Is Tilted, and It's Planet Nine's Fault
- The Key to Dinosaur Extinction Might Be Hidden on the Moon
- J.Lo's Killer Fetuses in 'C.R.I.S.P.R.' Are Not a Bad Thing
- Chinese Astronauts Begin Month-Long Mission on Tiangong-2 Station
- Researchers Just Linked Your Jawbone to This Preshistoric Fish
- The Math Behind Your Dad's Irrational Support of Donald Trump
- NASA Learns More About How Mars Is Hemorrhaging Water
- It's High Time the U.S. Cloned Canada's Medical Pot Model
- The Rocket Scientist Who Woke the Stars
- ESA: We May Never Know ExoMars Schiaparelli's Fate
- Space Science Just Had an Absolutely Crazy, Stressful Day
- Here's What We Know So Far About Schiaparelli
- NASA Unsure Why the Troubled Juno Mission Went Into Safe Mode
- This New Map of the Milky Way Is a "Cosmic Time Capsule"
- Bad News for Sex-Havers: We're Experiencing Record STD Rates
- Is It Safe to Snort Negativland's Donald Joyce's Ashes?
- Amazing New Images Capture Binary Star's Violent Stellar Storm
- The ESA Still Doesn't Know If Schiaparelli Landed Safely
- How to Get Rid of the Dank Stench of Weed
- The Case for Upside Down NASA
- It's the Perfect Day for Clinton and Trump to Finally Talk About Space
- You Can't "Let the Wookiee Win," Thanks to Basic Anatomy
- Obama Issues Plan to Protect Country Against Solar Storms
- Lift Off! Expedition 49 Crew Start Voyage to the ISS
- New "Candy Crush" Game Show Spotlights Nondeterministic Polynomial Time
- How to Watch SpaceX Rocket Launches
- Whatever You Do, Do Not Put Your Tomatoes in the Refrigerator
- The Stupid Biology of the Intentional Tarantula Hawk Sting
- The New Horizons Probe Is Heading for an Ancient Red Planet
- Leo's New 'Captain Planet' Movie Should Ditch the Gaia BS
- Why Eating By Yourself Isn't As Sad As It Might Seem
- NASA's New Horizons Mission Shows Us Pluto Is Incredible
- Stephen Hawking's SETI Project Will Search the Stars for Aliens
- NASA Will Explain Why Juno's Hit a Snag So Far From Home
- Want to Seem Like a Genius? Talk About Light Bulbs a Lot
- Nope, Even the Dankest Weed Doesn't Help You Sleep
- Why Obama's 'One-on-None' Basketball Strategy Never Fails
- Orbital ATK's Antares Rocket Is On Its Way to Space
- Ultraviolet Imaging Shows Us Mars Like We've Never Seen It
- Adults and Babies Alike Love Pop Song Predictability Because Psychology
- Why Ben Affleck Prefers Window Math in 'The Accountant'
- Cartoon Neil deGrasse Tyson Schools Us in Spaghettification
- Six Minutes to Mars: Get Ready for Schiaparelli's Landing
- NASA's Juno Spacecraft Is Having Some Technical Issues
- The 'Bicameral Mind' Explains What's Next for 'Westworld'
- China Just Launched Two Taikonauts on a Month-Long Mission
- The Annual Halloween Polar Bear Invasion Will Begin Soon
- Higgs Boson Physicist May Have Killed the Birth Control Pill
- Orbital ATK's Cygnus Spacecraft Will Soar to the Space Station on October 17
- SpaceX Needs to Make Its Dragon Capsule Salt Water-Proof
- Blue Origin Just Confirmed Space Tourism Is Coming in 2018
- How to See Uranus at Opposition on Saturday
- Supermoon This Weekend: Everything You Need to Know
- Hillary Clinton Is Right, Cat Gifs Are Like Internet Xanax
- BBC's 'Planet Earth II' Promo Has a Twerking Grizzly Bear
- Hurricane Matthew Unleashed a Storm of Toxic Hog Poop
- China Is Launching a Satellite for X-Ray Pulsar Navigation
- How Did Jaden Smith Become a Vampire, Anyway?
- Hillary Clinton Has a Birther Crisis With Astrologists
- 3 Ways Private Companies Are Reducing Spaceflight Costs
- How to Cook Your Roommate Into a Pie
- Surgery to Separate Conjoined Twins Jadon and Anias a Success
- Teeny-Tiny Satellites Are Going to Democratize Space
- A Dream Scientist Explains Why 'Falling Water' Isn't All Bunk
- In Space, No One Can Succeed Alone
- Conjoined Twins Joined at Head to Be Separated in Rare Surgery
- Obama Says "I'm a Nerd! And I Don't Make Any Apologies for It."
- A Paralyzed Man Can Touch Again, Thanks to Brain Chips
- How to "Treat Yo Self," According to Science
- The Future of Sex Is the Paradox of Choice
- Time Domain Astronomy Will Change How We Think About Space
- Teeth Are the Scariest Trope on TV This Year
- How to Save $200,000 for Your SpaceX Ticket to Mars
- Could Cosmic Rays Power Alien Life on Desolate Planets?
- Sulfur Is the Devil's Perfume, But Obama Doesn't Wear It
- Cats Are an Ecological Nightmare and Ruining the Environment
- A Psychiatrist Explains Why Clowns Freak Us Out
- Breakthrough Initiatives Enlists China in Hunt for Aliens
- Why Haunted Houses Scare Us -- Even If We Know They're Fake
- Welcome to Asgardia, the First Ever Outer Space Nation
- Astronomers Learn How ‘Tatooine Worlds’ Survive Annihilation
- Radiation Is Still a Grave Issue for Mars-Bound Humans
- The Future of Fake Meat Just Got an Unlikely Investor
- Nearest Star to Earth More Sun-Like than Previously Thought
- 'Shortwave' Twists the Science of Radio Waves Into Terror
- How to DJ Your Own Set Using the New British Five-Pound Note
- Obama Reveals Details of NASA's Plan to Get Humans to Mars
- Can Seasteading Be More Than Sharecropping? Life on Mars Depends on It
- Private Telescope to Look for Alien Planets at Alpha Centauri
- 2 New Videos Show ExoMars Mission's Arrival at the Red Planet
- The Surprising Hazards of Sounding Like a Robot
- Wikileaks Reveals Late Astronaut Ed Mitchell's Dedication to Aliens
- Why Donald Trump Might Legalize Weed
- Astronomers Find 24 New "Hot Earth" Exoplanet Star Systems
- Orbital ATK Reschedules ISS Resupply Launch for Friday
- How to Find Your New Zodiac Sign After NASA's Recalculations
- This BBC's 'Planet Earth II' Promo is Nothing but Pro-Earth Propaganda
- The Secrets of Life on Mars Lay Right Beneath Our Feet
- Carrie Fisher Is Positive Trump's Got Coke Drip
- The Science of the Donald Trump Lurk
- Here's Why Donald Trump Supports Bad Ideas Like "Clean Coal"
- Justin Bieber's Dumb Mustache-Wig Disguise: Not That Dumb
