October 2016 Science Articles
- Schrödinger's Cat Is Still a Paradox When You're High on LSD
- A Biologist Explains Why Billionaires, Not an 'Inferno' Plague, Will Kill Us
- Dear 'People of Earth': Alien Abduction Support Groups Are Serious
- 'The Walking Dead's King Ezekiel Should Get His Tiger a Pool
- The Dumb Chemistry of the Japanese Surgical Laser-Ignited Fart Burn Victim
- The Trailer for 'Life' Looks Compelling, but is Bad for Real Alien Researchers
- Mike Pence Basically Says Donald Trump Will Make Space Great Again
- NASA’s New Asteroid Alert System Just Warned Us About A Close Encounter
- The Smell of Halloween Is the Stench of Your Fear
- How Many Life-Bearing Planets Can Fit Into the Habitable Zone of a Star System?
- Good News For Chubby Dudes: Dad Bods Are the New Sexy
- NASA's Pumpkin Carving Skills Are Out of This World
- Spacephobia is the Psychological Problem of the Future
- This "Space Station Fisheye Fly-Through" From NASA is Pure Serenity
- How Cannabinoids Get You High When You Smoke Weed
- We're Killing the Great Barrier Reef. It's Up to Us to Save It.
- If Dark Energy Doesn't Exist the Expanding Universe Doesn't Work Like We Thought
- ISS Crew Members Return Safely to Earth Following Four Months in Space
- The Gumby Dog Knew It Was Its Owner in the Costume
- How to Watch Three Astronuats Return From the ISS Tonight
- Find Halloween Inspiration With These Six Creepy Animals
- Water on an Asteroid Means It Could Be a Pit Stop for Traveling Humans
- Marijuana Gives Stoned Toads Enhanced Night Vision
- Psychology Explains Why You Should Be Hanging Around Dead Bodies More
- Here's Neil deGrasse Tyson Eating the (Sort of) Spaghettified 'Regular Show' Crew
- Those 234 Pulsing Stars Probably Aren’t Aliens, But They're Still a Complex Mystery
- Harvard Designed Machine Smokes Cigarettes and Vapes
- New Horizons Sends Last Bits of Pluto Data to NASA Before Heading to 2014 MU69
- This World Series, the Home Field Advantage Favors the Cubs
- Scientists Can Now 3D Print a Baby Version of the Universe
- This Halloween, Thank Frankenstein For the Survival of Humankind
- Home Run Physics Should Make You Scared of Sharks
- If the Sun Exploded Would We See It?
- NASA Conveniently Finds 'Pumpkin Stars' in Space Right Before Halloween
- Astronomers Now Know How the Moon Got Its Iconic Bull's-Eye Crater
- Vodka Red Bulls Affect the Brain Like Cocaine
- Trump's Backstreet Boys Impression Seduces Voters with Comfort
- How to Tell if Your Stash of Weed Has Gone Bad
- Millions of People Were Duped by Fake Facebook Livestreams of the Space Station
- Male Birth Control Shot Works but Might Make Men Depressed
- New Hubble Image Shows Creepy Glow Emanating from Crab Nebula's Beating Heart
- This Is the First Fossilized Dinosaur Brain Ever Found
- Researchers Clear the Name of HIV's 'Patient Zero,' Gaetan Dugas
- Vinome's DNA-Based Wine Selection Process Is Based on Bad Science
- The Anthropocene Marks the Failure of Capitalism, Not Mars-Bound Humanity
- NASA Photo Offers Clues About Schiaparelli's Crash on Mars
- How to Get Buzzed, but Not Drunk
- Cubs Fans Try Out Weird Superstitions That Science Says Work
- Astronomers Say Government Won't Suppress Their Search for Alien Life
- The Magnet Boy Isn't Magnetic, He's Just Sticky
- Foreign Accent Syndrome: This American Teen Woke Up Speaking Spanish
- How to Dodge Surveillance Cameras Using Halloween Makeup
- This 1993 Cubs Win Prediction Was Bound to Happen
- Neuroscientists Restore the Sense of Touch to Amputees with Prosthetic Hands
- How Sex Specific Medical Care Could Save the Men from Their Own Weakness
- DNA of Long Lost Human Cousin Discovered in Pacific Islanders
- How to Talk About the Future of Human Evolution
- Why an Economist Wants Voters to Fear Baby-Kissing, Psychopathic Politicians
- Phew: Juno Seems to Be Doing Fine 594 Million Miles from Home
- A Solar Storm Could Spark Amazing Auroras Tonight: How to Watch
- A Computer Glitch Might Be the Reason the Schiaparelli Mars Lander Crashed
- Three Alternative Ways Scientists Should Hunt for Aliens
- Extended Space Missions Could Create 'Unbalanced' Astronauts
- A Fueling Error Likely Caused SpaceX’s Rocket Explosion
- Contrary to Popular Belief, Space Squashes Your Spine
- Hooking Up While High on Weed Is Better Than Hooking Up While Drunk
- Autonomus Truck Startup Otto Delivers 50,000 Cans of Budweiser
- The Real Science of Robot Bee Drones from 'Black Mirror'
- ESA Is Sending Its Astronauts To the Canary Islands to Train for Mars
- Diet Coke Is Ruining Bill Gates's Ability to Enjoy Dessert
- Leonard David's Mars Book Is a Glance Into the Extraterrestrial Future
- A Guide to Understanding 'Dissonance Theory' in 'Westworld'
- Here's What Scientists Think Is Inside the Exoplanet Proxima b
- Future Men Might Sexily Snort Contraceptives Pre-Coitus
- The Bermuda Triangle Microburst Theory Blamed for Freaky Occurrences
- Donald Trump Cancels Tuesday Visit to Kennedy Space Center
- Science Explains Why We're So Thirsty for La Croix Seltzer
- John Oliver on 'Last Week Tonight': U.S. is Facing an 'Epidemic of Addiction' to Opioids
- Don't Mourn the Loss of Schiaparelli. The Real Mars Party Starts in 2020
- Iceland's About to Get Its Energy From Molten Magma
- Astronomers Think There Are Two Hidden Moons Orbiting Uranus
- White House Launches Brand New Small Satellite Initiative
- Why the 'Stranger Things' Soundtrack Is Perfect Halloween Party Music
- A Computer Analyzed Donald Trump's Face and Decided He's Sad
- Astronomers Learn What Winter Is Like on Titan
- The Science of Ouija Boards
- 'Cuffing Season' Is Annual, Autumnal Sociology Fan Fiction
- Schiaparelli Mars Lander Might Have ‘Exploded on Impact,’ Says ESA
- Citizen Scientists Are Helping NASA Search for Exoplanet Hideouts in Space
- This Genius Bike Lock Makes Thieves Vomit
- DARPA Hands Over Powerful Space Junk Telescope to U.S. Air Force
- Dinosaur Fossils Have Just Been Discovered in Denali National Park
- Tonight's the Peak for the Very Chill Orionids Meteor Shower
- This Election Boils Down to Fixed Versus Growth Mindset
- 4 Scientific Explanations for the 'Ghost' You Think You See
- In a Hobbit vs. Human Drinking Contest, Who Would Win?
- 'A Cure for Wellness' Focuses on the Twisted Aspect of Wellness
- Astronomers Think Mysterious Planet Nine Gave the Solar System its Tilt
- The Key to the Dinosaur Extinction Might Be Hidden on the Moon
- Jennifer Lopez's Homicidal Fetuses in 'C.R.I.S.P.R.' Are Not a Bad Thing
- Chinese Astronauts Begin Month-Long Mission on the Tiangong-2 Space Station
- The Math Behind Your Dad's Irrational Support of Donald Trump
- Two Fish Have Changed How Scientists Think About Vertebrate Evolution
- NASA's MAVEN Mission Learns More About How Mars Is Hemorrhaging Water
- Canada's Medical Marijuana Model is One the U.S. Should Aspire To
- Do Stars Have Consciousness? One Rocket Scientist Thinks They Might
- European Space Agency Loses Contact with ExoMars Schiaparelli Lander
- The ESA's Juno, and NASA's Schiaparelli Teams Both Had Crazy-Stressful Days
- Here's What We Know So Far About Schiaparelli
- NASA Unsure Why the Troubled Juno Mission Went Into Safe Mode
- New Map of the Milky Way Is a 'Cosmic Time Capsule'
- STDs Are at an All-Time High in America According to CDC Report
- You Can Snort The Ashes of Negativland's Donald Joyce, But Don't
- New Images Show Eta Carinae's Violent Stellar Storms in Stunning Detail
- The ESA is Still Waiting to Learn If Schiaparelli Landed on Mars, or Crashed
- How to Get Rid of the Smell of Weed
- It Might Be Time for NOAA to Become the NASA of the Sea
- 4 Incredibly Timely Reasons Clinton and Trump Should Talk Space at Debate
- Why Chewbacca Can't Rip an Arm Out That Easily
- Obama Issues Executive Order to Protect the Country Against Solar Storms
- Lift Off! Expedition 49 NASA and Roscosmos Crew Start Voyage to the ISS
- The New "Candy Crush" Game Show Will Feature Crazy, Cheat-Proof Math
- How to Watch SpaceX Rocket Launches
- Whatever You Do, Don't Put Your Tomatoes in the Refrigerator
- Why Allowing a Tarantula Hawk to Sting You Is Evolutionarily Backwards
- NASA's New Horizons Is Shooting for MU69, a Red Planet in the Kuiper Belt
- Leonardo DiCaprio Should Bring Back 'Captain Planet' Without the Gaia Bullshit
- This Restaurant Takes Cues from 'Stranger Things' Sensory Deprivation Tank
- NASA's New Horizons Mission Shows Us Pluto Is Incredibly Dynamic World
- Stephen Hawking’s SETI Initiative Will Study Flashing Stars for Signs of Aliens
- Ahead of NASA Press Conference, Questions Linger About Juno
- Why Talking About Light Bulbs Makes Men Seem Smart
- Nope, Even the Dankest Weed Doesn't Help You Sleep
- Obama's 'One-on-None' Basketball Strategy Is a Productivity Hack
- Orbital ATK's Antares Rocket Is On Its Way to Space
- NASA's MAVEN Mission's UV Imaging Confirms Mars's Mysterious "Nightglow"
- Why Adults Might Like Imogen Heap's "The Happy Song" For Babies
- In 'The Accountant', Ben Affleck's Board Math Skills Best Damon's
- Animated Neil deGrasse Tyson Discusses Black Hole Spaghettification
- How ESA's Schiaparelli Lander Will Touch Down on Mars
- NASA Delays Key Maneuver for Juno Spacecraft by Two Months
- A Scholar Explains How Bicameral Mind Theory Predicts the 'Westworld' Plot
- China Just Launched Country's Longest Space Mission Yet
- Polar Bears Make a Dangerous Halloween in Churchill, Manitoba
- Higgs Boson Physicist May Have Killed the Birth Control Pill
- Orbital ATK's Cygnus Spacecraft Will Soar to the Space Station on October 16
- SpaceX Plans to Refly a Dragon Capsule Next Year
- Blue Origin Just Confirmed Space Tourism Is Coming in 2018
- How to See Uranus at Opposition on Saturday
- Supermoon this Weekend: Everything You Need to Know About the Hunter's Moon
- Psychology Approves of Hillary Clinton's Cat Gif Habit
- BBC's 'Planet Earth II' Promo is Breathtaking Nature Cinema
- Hurricane Matthew Unleashed Toxic Hog Poop in North Carolina
- China Will Launch an X-Ray Pulsar Navigation Satellite for Deep Space Travel
- Jaden Smith Isn't a Vampire Any More, But How Did He Become One?
- Astrologers Are Battling Over Hillary Clinton's Birth Time
- The Three Ways Private Companies Are Working to Reduce Spaceflight Costs
- How to Cook Your Roommate Into a Pie
- Surgery to Separate Conjoined Twins Jadon and Anias a Success
- Teeny-Tiny Satellites Are Going to Democratize Space
- A Neuroscientist Explains What 'Falling Water' Nails About Dreams
- Space Is a Team Effort, Says Panel at White House Frontiers Conference
- Conjoined Twins to Be Separated in Rare Surgery
- Obama Says "I'm a Nerd And I Don't Make Any Apologies About It."
- Brain Chips Helped a Paralyzed Man Touch Again
- How to Treat Yo Self, According to Science
- Emily Witt's 'Future Sex' Questions the Nature of Relationships and Intimacy
- Time Domain Astronomy Will Change Our Understanding of Space
- Why the Tooth Child of 'Candle Cove' Guarantees Viewers Nightmares
- How to Save $200,000 For Your SpaceX Ticket to Mars
- How Cosmic Rays Could Power Alien Life on Desolate Planets
- The Science of Why Devils Smell Like Sulfur
- Your Pet Cat Is an Invasive Species and a Killing Machine
- Why Clowns Terrify Us
- Breakthrough Initiatives and Chinese Astronomers Partner in Hunt for Aliens
- Why Haunted Houses Scare Us
- Asgardia: the First Ever Proposed Space Nation, to Protect Earth from Asteroids
- Astronomers Learn How ‘Tatooine Worlds’ Orbiting Two Suns Avoid Annihilation
- Cosmic Radiation is Still A Grave Problem for Astronauts Heading to Mars
- The Future Fake Meat of Fake Meat Just Got an Unlikely Investor
- The Nearby Star Proxima Centauri Has Sun-Like Flares
- 'Shortwave' Twists the Science of Radio Waves Into Terror
- How To Use the Plastic British Five-Pound Note to Play Vinyl Records
- President Obama Says NASA Will Work With Space Industry to Put Humans on Mars
- Seasteading is a Failure. Will Mars Colonization be Worse?
- Project Blue To Launch Telescope To Alpha Centauri to Look for Alien Planets
- New ESA Videos Show ExoMars Mission's Arrival at the Red Planet
- Is Hillary Clinton a Robot? How a Dumb Question Explains the Future of AI Speech
- Emails from Astronaut Ed Mitchell to John Podesta Reveal Dedication to Alien Life
- Why Donald Trump Might Legalize Weed
- Astronomers May Have Discovered 24 New ‘Hot Earth’ Exoplanet Star Systems
- Orbital's Next Trip to the ISS is Happening Friday Night
- How to Find Your New Zodiac Sign After NASA's Recalculations
- The BBC's 'Planet Earth II' Is Nothing but Pro-Earth Propaganda
- Tullis Onstott Probes Deep Earth for Secrets of Alien Life
- Carrie Fisher is Positive Trump's Got Coke Drip
- The Science of the Donald Trump Lurk
- Here’s Why Donald Trump Supports Bad Ideas Like Clean Coal and Carbon Capture Storage
- Why Justin Bieber's Dumb Mustache-Wig Disguise Was Actually Kinda Smart
- Proxima b, Earth's Closest Exoplanet, Could Be Covered in a Single Giant Ocean
- How Sherlock Holmes Inspired Assassin's Choice of Poison
- The Physicist Who Made Sure 'Doctor Strange' Was Scientifically Accurate
- Hurricane Hunters Brave Devastating Storms for Science
- Celebrate International Observe the Moon Night on October 8 by Looking Up
- Kepler Spied on Comet 67P for Science
- These 5 Ancient Human Corpses Are Scientific Miracles
- Science: If You Vote For Trump, So Do Your Friends
- The Science of Blackouts In 'The Girl on the Train'
- The Gamma Radiation That Created the Hulk is Inside Your Avocado
- Kennedy Space Center Survived Hurricane Matthew. Here's How
- Tonight’s the Best Night to See the Annual Draconids Meteor Shower
- Michigan's Eagle Cam 'Bigfoot' Siting Is Probably a Starving Bipedal Bear
- How Big Is ‘Austroposeidon Magnificus’ Brazil's Biggest Dinosaur?
- Orbital ATK's Next ISS Resupply Mission Will Once Again Literally End in Flames
- Saturn's Moon Dione Has a Subsurface Ocean. Could it Be Home to Alien Life?
- Scientists Think Mars Dust Storms Could Wreak Havoc for Humans
- An Earthquake Swarm Is Responsible for Elevating Risks of a Major Quake in California
- The Physics of José Bautista's Bat Flip
- The Dark Side of Augmented Reality is Immersive Misinformation
- Watch Blue Origin’s Fiery Crew Capsule Escape Test in Slow Motion
- U.S. Government: JK! ‘Stranger Things’ Is Actually Based On Fact
- A Spinning Spoon Is a Hypnotic Weapon In Jordan Peele's 'Get Out'
- Why Hurricane Matthew is Shooting Red Lightning Towards Space
- Scientists Think We've “Reached Our Ceiling” on Human Life Spans
- Obama Says the Paris Agreement Is "Best Possible Shot" to Save Planet
- What Makes the Demon Eye of Hurricane Matthew So Terrifying?
- Cannabis Burial Shroud Suggests Ancient Asians Were Stoners, Too
- Fat Food Gene Discovery Could Lead to CRISPR-Based Biohacking Boom
- Blue Origin Just Nailed the Test of Its Inventive Crew Escape System
- Can Harry Potter Swing the Election?
- How 'Timeless' Needlessly Gets Time Travel Wrong
- Elon Musk Blows Off Steam With SpaceX Falcon 9 Conspiracy Theory Tweet
- China Plans World's Largest Tourist Space Plane, With 20 Seats
- This Was the Best Moment In History for Lindsay Lohan to Lose a Finger
- The Stupid Biology of the Carolina Reaper Bong Rip
- Lil Wayne’s Diary Proves He's the Poster Boy for Anger Management
- Caffeine Addiction Doesn't Work Like Sheldon Cooper Says it Does
- 5 Times VP Candidate Mike Pence Got Science Comically Wrong
- Adolf Hitler's Drug Stash Contained Crystal Meth, Opiates, and Bull Semen
- Moon Landing Conspiracists Meet for Lunch
- 2016 Nobel Prize Winners Reveal Exotic Materials that Could Power A.I.
- Will Stephen Hawking Talk About Aliens at the Starmus Festival?
- Pew Report: Republicans and Democrats Agree on Climate Change, Sort of
- Oops: Scientists May Have Underestimated 20th Century Global Sea Level Rise
- Barack Obama Tells Leonardo DiCaprio We Can Combat Climate Change
- Hurricane Matthew Viewed From Space
- 'Luke Cage' Just Brought CRISPR Tech Into the Marvel Universe
- 'Alien Megastructure' Mystery Deepens as Analysis Shows New Weirdness
- How the Government Will Spend $1 Billion to 'Protect America' from Zika
- Curiosity Rover to Continue to Explore Mars on Extended Mission
- Bad Earth Sleepers Can Take Their Weird Circadian Rhythms to Mars, Rest Easy
- Scientists Didn't Find a Cure For HIV, But They're Closer Than Ever
- Psychology Says You'd Go Black Hat if You Visited Westworld
- Richard Branson Has a "Sexy" Vision for Space Tourism
- Video of Man Post-Bear Attack: "Bear Spray is Better Than Nothin'"
- Kim's Kardashian Robbery and the Psychological Power of Police Uniforms
- Nobel Prize in Medicine for Autophagy Explains Cell Cannibalism
- Elon Musk: 5 Obstacles Keeping SpaceX From Colonizing Mars
- How Do Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Differ on Space Policy?
- Why Sex Robot Rape on 'Westworld’ Has AI Researchers Worried
