November 2016 Science Articles
- Astronomers Discovered a Tiny, Adorable Asteroid Near Earth
- Design a Custom Atlas V Rocket (Prices Start at $109 Million)
- Sex, Drugs, Money, and God Light the Brain's Pathways to Pleasure
- Trump's New NASA Advisor Might Push to Militarize Outer Space
- LIGO's Gravitational Wave Hunt Resumes After Badass Upgrades
- Britain Doesn't Need to Piss Off Vegans With Its Meat Money
- Lucy the Human Ancestor Swung From Trees Like a Chimpanzee
- Even Asexual People Fantasize About Fetishes and BDSM
- Soon, You Can Smoke Clones of Hunter S. Thompson's Weed
- How Space Travel Destroys the Human Body
- These Satellite Images Show Parts of San Francisco Are Sinking
- After 80 Years, Did We Finally Find This Odd Quantum Effect?
- Stunning Google Timelapse Shows Just How We're Changing the Earth
- The ExoMars Orbiter's First Images of Mars Are Stunning
- The Michigan-Ohio State Upset Is Solved With "Towel Triangulation"
- 'Star Trek: Discovery' Shenzhou Named After China's Spacecraft
- Shapely Boobs Outshine Big Ones, Breast-Obsessed Scientists Report
- The Dino-Chickens Are Coming
- Nobody Really Knows When Winter Actually Officially Starts
- Women Think Men Who Sound Like Parseltongues Are Less Attractive
- Real Humans Don't Get Confused About the Hosts of 'Westworld'
- How to Sleep on a Plane
- Can Missions to Mars Help Us Fight Climate Change on Earth?
- Cassini Enters Final Phase of Saturn Orbits Before it Dies
- This Triangulum Galaxy Photo Was Taken From an Arizona Backyard
- Einstein Might Be Completely Wrong About the Speed of Light
- The Drunk Chemistry of Gin Flavored With Pissed-Off Ants
- The Sun Looks Clean as Hell Right Now
- This Medical Weed "Inhaler" Takes the Guesswork Out of Getting High
- 'Westworld''s Good Samaritan Reflex Doesn't Apply to Humans
- Kratom Gains More Supporters in the Race to Replace Opioids
- No, Nick Cannon, Planned Parenthood Is Not 'Modern Day Eugenics'
- America's Ragtag Racists Are Fighting Both Diversity and Death
- Meet NASA's New Space Farming Pod for the Space Station
- No, There Is No Proof Aliens Run the Universe
- SpaceX Will Deliver Explosion Report in December
- Here's Why Astronauts Eyeballs Inexpcliably Flatten in Space
- 5 Cool Discoveries Made by the Mars Curiosity Rover
- Antarctic Pyramid Mountain Isn't an Alien UFO Base
- This Is What Thanksgiving in Space Looks Like
- Scientists Worry About Planet Beset by Global Warming, Trump
- The Biological Basis for Black Friday
- U.S. Military Calls For Cooperation on Space Junk
- Governments Worry About the Wrong Kind of Immigration
- How to Pick the Right Christmas Tree for You
- Most Winter Boots Fail Ice Grip Test Miserably
- Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
- A Computer Glitch Caused the Schiaparelli Lander to Crash on Mars
- Aide: Trump Wants to Trash NASA's Climate Science Studies
- Predicting the National Dog Show Winner Is a Genetic Gamble
- Why Planes Make Humans Practically Narcoleptic
- NASA Wants to Conduct Five More One-Year Space Missions
- These Marijuana Heroes Are Giving Away $36,000 Worth of Free Weed
- 3 DARPA Projects Will Make Space Safer and Cheaper
- Live to See Next Thanksgiving by Dodging a Black Friday Stampede
- Inflatable House Attached to ISS is Doing Well, Says NASA
- New Photo Shows the Dwarf Planet Ceres May Have a Salty Subsurface
- Weed-Hating Trump Surrogates Revive Flawed 'Gateway Drug' Claim
- Donald Trump Says There's "Some" Evidence Climate Change Is Real
- Why It's Biologically Wrong for Trump to Have the Hots for Ivanka
- SpaceX’s Rockets Move into Position for December 2016 Launch
- How Is Sleet, Why Is Hail, and WTF Is Graupel?
- Your Holiday Nightmares Are Echoes of Your Shitty Childhood
- Dr. Ford’s Fear Removal on ‘Westworld’ Is Scientifically Possible
- Don't Feed Your Dog Thanksgiving Leftovers Unless You Really Fucking Hate It
- This Mysterious Blue Space Sphere Is Not An Alien Mothership
- Don't Feel Bad About the Coyote Fur on Your Canada Goose Jacket
- Russia Wants Help to Send Cosmonauts to Mars in the 2040s
- How Mike Pence and the National Space Council Will Govern the Cosmos
- NASA Just Lit Another Cygnus Spacecraft on Fire, for Science
- Astronomers Spot a Trove of Dwarf Galaxies in the Early Universe
- The Gross Journey to Amsterdam's Island of Fat
- New Japan Quake 1,000 Times Smaller Than 2011 Fukushima One
- That Massive Earthquake Really Just Ripped New Zealand Apart
- Dinosaur-Killing Asteroid Blew a Hole in Earth's Crust
- Faintest Satellite Galaxy Find Could Aid Dark Matter Search
- This Terrifying VR Car Crash Will Scare Drunk Drivers
- 'Creamy' Slow Jams Make Chocolate Taste Sweeter
- Can Sociobiology Explain Racism?
- Desert Fireball Network Needs Help Tracking Exploding Meteors
- China Gets Serious About its Space Farming Experiments
- Sailor Moon Will Punish People Who Skip STI Checks
- Obama's Fetal Position Advice Politicizes Evolutionary Biology
- Inside India's Space Race Against Central Plumbing
- Scientists Are Using Seaweed to Reduce Methane Emissions in Cow Farts
- NASA's Impossible EmDrive Thruster Passes Peer Review
- NASA and NOAA Successfully Launch GOES-R Weather Satellite
- 'Soyuz', Carrying Trio of Astronauts, Arrives at the ISS
- Scientists Find Nearby Totally Uninhabitable "Super-Earth"
- Trump Wants to Axe NASA Earth Science. That's a Bad Idea.
- Here's What’s in California’s Huge Foam Blob
- Reddit's Photoshops of the Soyuz ISS Launch Are Brilliant
- NASA Crowdsources Cost Cutting Ideas for Mars Mission Vehicles
- Literally Flaming Cheetos Landed a Jealous Arsonist In Jail
- Global Warming Set to Song Sounds Like Earth's Funeral Dirge
- How Hometown Heroes Became Villains
- The Fuzzy Psychology of Why We're Bummed During the Holidays
- Evolution Wants You to Masturbate
- Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets That He'll Grab Donald Trump's Crotch
- The Upside to Having a Male Brain: Recognizing Transformers
- 2016: The Year Polar Sea Ice Got Scary Weird
- The Latest Alien Conspiracy Video is Harmful to Astronauts
- Climate Change ‘Hotspots’: Why They Matter and Why We Should Invest in Them
- Mickey Mouse Celebrates His 88th Birthday on Mercury
- China's Astronauts Return From Country's Longest Space Mission
- It's the 10th Anniversary of Bond's 'Casino Royale' Poisoning Fail
- Blame Musical Anhedonia If You React to Adele With a "Meh"
- The Crowd Sees Tomorrow Coming
- Here's How to Avoid Dying Horribly in Literal Boiling Acid
- Today, the ISS Welcomed the Oldest Woman to Fly into Space
- Scientists Are Investigating Life on Mars in a Chilean Desert
- Alien Lifeforms Will Have an Apartment in Europe
- Mysterious Flashes of Light Help Scientists Map the Universe
- Mac Miller's Fake 'Funny or Die' Drug Blends Clozapine and Citalopram
- The ESA Just Banished a Rocket to Graveyard Orbit
- ‘South Park’ Visits SpaceX and Cartman Tries to Go to Mars
- 'Kong: Skull Island' Retells an Evolutionary History Where Humans Lose
- California's Prop 64 Created a Pothead Fault Line
- Stephen Hawking: Humanity Has Just 1,000 Years Left on Earth
- Legal Weed Will Make Lakers Fans Even More Unbearable
- Pelt Trump With Planet Earths to Make Science Great Again
- The Super Bowl is Hosting a NASA VR Ride to Mars for Fans
- This Virtual Reality Radiowave View is Trippy AF
- Trump Could Mean "Game Over" for Planet, UK Labour Party Warns
- Solving the Mystery of Earth's Wrath
- Scientists Discover the Roundest Object in the Universe
- The Complicated Science of Why You Get the Meat Sweats
- NASA's 'Poop Challenge' is a Space Race for Shitty Times
- "Perfect Coffee" Equation Forces Hipster Baristas to Study Math
- French Astronaut Thomas Pesquet is Earth’s New Orbital Heartthrob
- Why Is NASA Working With Rio de Janeiro on Climate Change?
- Human Fangs Evolved for Sex, Lengthened for Blood Sucking
- Scientists Are Almost Certain Pluto Has a Subsurface Ocean
- Pokemon Go Proves Biophilia Theory, Makes Park Rangers of Us All
- Tiny USB Device Can Test for AIDS in 20 Minutes
- Scientists Finally Solved London's "Killer Fog" Cold Case
- China’s Human CRISPR Tests Could Start a "Biomedical Duel”
- There's a Part of The Brain Dedicated to Luke and Yoda
- Military Leaders Urge Trump to Take Climate Change Seriously
- Blood From Human Teens Rejuvenates Elderly Mice
- SETI Veteran Says Real Aliens Are Probably Intelligent Machines
- India Tried to Bring Brain Dead People Back to Life
- Even Elite Weight Loss Wearables Can't Avoid the Human Factor
- Anyone Who Thinks Cursing Sounds Uneducated Is Fucking Wrong
- The ISS Looks Like a TIE Fighter in this Supermoon Image
- 3 Theories About the Super Bowl Committee's Space Announcement
- The Surefire, Scientific Way to Layering This Winter
- Why Japan's Crazy Realistic Dinosaur Costumes Freak People Out
- 2016 Will (Most Probably) Be the Hottest Year of All Time
- Project Blue Wants $1 Million to Find an Alien World
- Inside the High-Tech, Mars-Bound Bear Den
- Meet Weed Liquor, Your Favorite Post-Legalization Drink
- World's Scientists Stoked to Crash a Probe Into an Asteroid
- The Sea Has a 'Skin' We Can Use to Fight Climate Change
- NASA's GRACE-FO to Study Climate Change By Measuring Gravity
- National Geographic’s 'Mars' Offers a Glimpse of Our Future
- Kids Can Now Sue the Government for Ruining the Planet
- Evolutionary Theory Predicts the Rise of Religion in 'Westworld'
- Neil deGrasse Tyson Says Zombies Can Solve the Energy Crisis
- Why the Internet Thinks This Martian Crater Might Host Aliens
- Mae Jemison: Humans Will Inevitably Transform Mars
- EDC Orlando Was a Win for the Harm Reduction Movement
- That Crazy 'Westworld' Plot Twist is Comforting for Millions
- Luxembourg's New Space Mining Law Is Basically "Finders, Keepers"
- The Revival of Dope at-Home Science Experiments
- Why Trump’s Call to "Drain the Swamp" Makes Zero Geographic Sense
- How Smartphones Advance the Ministry of Silly Walks Political Agenda
- 'Arrival' Soars Past $20M in Sales, Can't Top 'Doctor Strange'
- Trump's Win Could Position China as the New Climate Change Leader
- Researchers Found a Tiny Seahorse in NYC's Polluted East River
- Supermoons Are Huge, Amazing, and NBD
- Atlas V Rocket Soars Into Space With DigitalGlobe's WorldView-4 Satellite
- I (Virtually) Walked on Mars, and It Was Awesome
- Bumpin' in the Club Predicts a Better Grind
- A New Gravity Theory Might Finally Explain Dark Matter
- Watch This Bear Get Filthy on the Forest Dance Floor
- No, Planned Parenthood Is Not Protected Yet
- Scientists Are Already Trying to Talk to Aliens
- 46 Million Turkeys Will Be Sacrificed in Thanksgiving Bloodletting
- CYGNSS: NASA's Suitcase-Sized Satellites Set to Study Hurricanes
- Scientists Unravel the Weed Amnesia Mystery
- Neil deGrasse Tyson Wants to Send Trump to Space to Save Earth
- A Brief Guide to IUDs, the Dystopian Future of American Vaginas
- Triassic Proof Dinosaurs' Rise to Power Was Slow, Violent
- The Man Who Wouldn't Wait for Mars
- The Splash-Free Future of Urinals is a Yellowed Dream Come True
- The Unexpected Biology of Sad/Angry/Happy Facebook Feeds
- America's Suicide Help Hotlines Offer Post-Election Hope
- Chasing a Totally Unattainable Freedom
- Climate Change Diplomats React to Trump With Despair
- This Climate Change Denier Might Soon Lead the EPA
- Trump's Election Map Also Maps "Despair Deaths"
- The November 14 Supermoon Will Be Extra-Rare
- Why We Wear Black When We Mourn
- A Galaxy Is Fading Because a Black Hole Is Starving to Death
- Why You Feel the Urge to Blame Someone for Tuesday Night
- Trump Will Kill the Paris Climate Change Deal
- This Internal NASA Memo Addresses a Trump Presidency
- Check Out These Protoplanetary Disks Slowly Becoming Planets
- 6 Reasons to Suspect the American Space Vote Went to Trump
